Found something funny, odd or otherwise noteworthy?  Why not post it here so the rest of us can waste our live pointlessly sifting through frivolous junk like the ADO generation we are, too. YAY! 

 

Here's a blog of a guy ranting at cute animals.

 

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

 

EDIT: "What's this doing in M,G and M?" I hear you ask.  Well it should be in Off Topic but I'm a bit crap and fucked up. Is there an adult around who can move it? Thanks.

 

Why have so many people been searching for that phrase? 

 

Why have so many people been searching for that phrase? 

 

 

I just tried it out! Hilarious

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html?mrr=we

 

Why is it so surprising he was pished at 10am? (See comments on video)

 

Someone never been to Caithness obviously!

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html?mrr=we

 

 

Worst pretend drunk, ever.

 

 

 

That baby should be locked in a cellar for 15-20 years, for her own safety of course

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPdhoPCzXPk&hl=en

 

Ooft.

I laughed anyway!

 

Just seen this on SSN. Stade Francais' rubgay kit.....

 

Just seen this on SSN. Stade Francais' rubgay kit.....

 

 

Ooooft - got to get me one!

@paulinho:

 

 

@Sperstar_Tradesman - Thanks, those videos were great.

She'd get it, bet she'd be filthy aswell.

Sharpie I think this is what you were chatting about the other night was it not?

 

Anyway, enjoy!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUfUYfio8o

 

 

The World's Smallest Mum Is Pregnant Again

 

 

THE world's smallest mum is expecting her third child — despite warnings the pregnancy could kill her.

 

Stacey Herald, 35, is just 2ft 4ins tall, and her new son will already be half her size when he is born. By the time he is one, the baby boy will dwarf her.

 

Doctors have warned Stacey, from Kentucky in the US, that the pregnancy could be fatal for her — but she and her 5ft 9in-tall husband Will, insist their kids are a gift from god.

 

She said: "We didn't plan to have more than two kids, we just think that they're a great gift to the world, and when I look at them I see Will and I feel so full of love, it's tough not to want more."

 

Currently as wide as she is tall, she cannot hold her youngest daughter because her belly gets in the way, and she has to rely on husband Will to do most things around the house.

 

She admits being pregnant is "uncomfortable" and leaves her bedridden for weeks on end. Despite all the obstacles, Stacey and Will, a trainee priest, say they want even more children.

 

The couple met in 2000 while working for a supermarket in their home town of Dry Ridge and were desperate for a family after marrying in 2004.

 

Doctors warned Stacey a baby would grow so large inside her tiny body it would eventually crush her organs, strangling her from the inside out.

 

Stacey said: "The doctors all told me that I would die. They begged me not to have a baby. Even my mother said, 'You know you won't survive right?'

 

"I told her: 'It's a miracle that I am here, that I have life, why couldn't this be a miracle too?'"

 

Their first child Kateri was born in 2006 — and suffers from the same condition as Stacey. A second daughter Makaya followed in 2008.

 

Now both girls are bigger than their mum who is 30 weeks pregnant with her first boy

 

The World's Smallest Mum Is Pregnant Again

 

 

 

Christ, I thought for a minute that was Jody Morris on the right.

She'd make Andrew's winkle look mansized.

Do you often find it takes too long to get your shotgun while in bed? Here's the answer...

 

oooooookkkkkkkkkkkk............. 

 

 

 

SOme people think I look like Sidebottom.

hes got style

This guy does a daily blog of what he's had for lunch, some of it is hilarious, some disgusting, some both:

 

http://pretaranger.blogspot.com/

Cookie monster v Rammstein

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e09_1259796852

 

Soldiers on Acid

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptc5RHbJRvs&feature=player_embedded

 

1.15 

Gary Caldwell's Twitter, worth a chuckle:

 

http://twitter.com/GaryCaldwell5

 

"Gary doesn't shower in the morning. I wake up smelling of success, why wash that off? Straight to breakfast."

 

"Not many people have a carvery for breakfast...Not many people are Gary Caldwell."

 

"Off to China Buffet King; "eat what you like for £9" - Gary Caldwell's going to eat their cutlery"

 

 

Gary Caldwell's Twitter, worth a chuckle:

 

http://twitter.com/GaryCaldwell5

 

"Gary doesn't shower in the morning. I wake up smelling of success, why wash that off? Straight to breakfast."

 

"Not many people have a carvery for breakfast...Not many people are Gary Caldwell."

 

"Off to China Buffet King; "eat what you like for £9" - Gary Caldwell's going to eat their cutlery"