mizer Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/[/url Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself. After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,†Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday. On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.†The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter. The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostiution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplanted her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor. Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie The Don Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo 1.44am, after returning drunk from a disappointing football match. What EXACTLY did you type into google? You fuckin' sicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 1.44am, after returning drunk from a disappointing football match. What EXACTLY did you type into google? You fuckin' sicko. 'Andrews mum' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Stumble Upon again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcus Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8061031.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8061031.stm Why can't I find it on Amazon then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Why can't I find it on Amazon then? http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1242927671&sr=8-1 It's on the American Amazon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGGyVklPHg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboisared Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxGGyVklPHg :lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove: what a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboisared Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk&feature=related Still an absolute classic. Good work Andrew. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk&feature=related Looks like fun! Anyone got a moped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboisared Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Looks like fun! Anyone got a moped? Jagerdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboisared Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I don't have a moped... but I've got a bike I ride... yer ma More fool you, I thought she was rubbish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 More fool you, I thought she was rubbish! Andrews maw is a moped. Great ride but you wouldn't want yer mates to see you with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie The Don Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Yer ma's a moped Yer ma's a moped Andrew's mother is a moped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Yer ma's a moped Yer ma's a moped Andrew's mother is a moped. Now all we need is a draw against a Ukranian team and it's a shoe-in for "New Song of The Season 09/10" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcus Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 www.najle.com/idaft/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcus Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 www.ronwinter.tv/drums.html/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcus Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 www.naurunappula.com/z/383742// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 www.naurunappula.com/z/383742// See the picture with the guy dropping his beer, is it me or someone wearing a retro dons top in the right hand side of that image? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Madbadteacher Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Penalty ref!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 www.najle.com/idaft/ That's actually an iPhone app as well. iPhones are SO FUCKING AMAZING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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