Todays fitba

[Bukta Bertie]

6 minutes ago, swaddon said:

For me, Rangers, Celtic, Hearts, Dundee United and Hibernian are the Axis of Evil in Scottish football.

I hate them all equally.

I don't mind United or Hibs at all. The other three. Well I harbour dark genocidal thoughts regarding everyone connected to those clubs from time to time. 

[TheDonbytheDee]

Hearts getting beat by their big team.

Who'd have thunk it.

Maybe it was a present to newco, the day after the 14th anniversary of their original big team dying.

They won't win the league.

I reckon third place at best, be even funnier if Motherwell beat them into third.

 

[Mason89]

Huns

Tims

PJMs

Diet Huns

Clydebank 

Airdrie

Morton

Cowdenbeath 

 

 

[TheDonbytheDee]

3 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

I don't mind United or Hibs at all. The other three. Well I harbour dark genocidal thoughts regarding everyone connected to those clubs from time to time. 

I don't mind Hibs, how can anyone not like Hibs. Such a generous club who usually always find a unique way to grab defeat from the jaws of victory

As for the caravan dwelling, third force of Dundee.

I probably dislike them more than any other team in Scotland.

I've worked with many fans of different clubs over the years, but never met such a deluded fan base as the caravan dwellers.

 

 

[Mason89]

Same, I’ve never met a PJM that wasn’t a fucking walloper 

[Bukta Bertie]

1 hour ago, Mason89 said:

Huns

Tims

PJMs

Diet Huns

Clydebank 

Airdrie

Morton

Cowdenbeath 

 

 

Is this teams we hate? Other than the obvious three : ICT, Ross County, Peterhead, Cove Rangers, Livingston and Kelty Hearts are high on my list. 

[Jute]

Boca Juniors v Platense on Premier Sport 2 at half 10. 

[Jute]

This has been a bit shite so far. Boca for being home team have only had 1 shot on target in first 45 minutes.

[Bukta Bertie]

Where are we at in Argentina at the moment, Apertura or Clausura? Getting back to BBC Alba covering Italian games which feature Scottish players. I wonder if they'll show Sampdoria. They're only in the second division but Liam Henderson is there so it's possible.

[Jute]

53 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

Where are we at in Argentina at the moment, Apertura or Clausura? Getting back to BBC Alba covering Italian games which feature Scottish players. I wonder if they'll show Sampdoria. They're only in the second division but Liam Henderson is there so it's possible.

This is Apertura at the moment. 
 

Game finished 0-0 and was pretty poor watch. 

[CurlsLikeTattie]

14 hours ago, OrlandoDon said:

I despise rangers with a passion. But for some reason Celtic not so much. Maybe dislike hearts more than Celtic. Interesting 3 team race, tighter after today. Really want a hearts crumble like 1986.

I have this thought when I look at the league table - do I want Hearts to win the league? I'm conflicted.

I detest Rangers and Celtic. Rangers more so, but Celtic not too far off.

Outside of those two, it is then Hearts and Dundee Utd. 

Other teams are just football teams and don't bother me too much apart from the Killie home for retired huns set-up (and plastic pitch).

If it came to a two horse race for the league between huns and Hearts, I would 100% want Hearts to win.

However, if it came to Celtic and Hearts, I think (and I won't be sure until it happens) that I would want Celtic to win.

My dislike for Celtic is greater than that of Hearts, but not enough that I would want Hearts to take away the fact we were the last non-Glasgow twosome team (taking both incarnations or the two separate huns teams into account) to win the league.

If it meant Celtic winning the league to preserve that a little longer, then I think I would accept it. 

No fuckin way I want the huns to win the league, so would let our 'record' go if that were the case.

[CurlsLikeTattie]

14 hours ago, Mason89 said:

Same, I’ve never met a PJM that wasn’t a fucking walloper 

I knew one once. Just the one. Lived in Newmacher. He had escaped to the side of Aberdeen, to be far enough away from Dundee for the Dundonian-ness to have mostly left his being.

[swaddon]

As spawny as Celtic's win was, it was good for us that Killie lost.

I'm starting to get a bit twitchy about us dropping into the play-offs. We can't play Livingston every week, so we need to be beating the other teams.

That's if we can get a game on.

[Bukta Bertie]

18 minutes ago, swaddon said:

As spawny as Celtic's win was, it was good for us that Killie lost.

I'm starting to get a bit twitchy about us dropping into the play-offs. We can't play Livingston every week, so we need to be beating the other teams.

That's if we can get a game on.

Aberdeen have zero chance of being relegated. ZERO. Relax.

[Mason89]

Scottish football couldn’t survive without the red pound 

[Bukta Bertie]

They couldn't cope with the social unrest.

[Jupiter]

If Hearts somehow fluked their way into the Champions league group stage and made an enormous heap of money, that would be a calamity.

[swaddon]

4 minutes ago, Jupiter said:

If Hearts somehow fluked their way into the Champions league group stage and made an enormous heap of money, that would be a calamity.

Their manager has a history of blowing the chance to get into European group stages.

[wee toon red]

11 hours ago, CurlsLikeTattie said:

I have this thought when I look at the league table - do I want Hearts to win the league? I'm conflicted.

I detest Rangers and Celtic. Rangers more so, but Celtic not too far off.

Outside of those two, it is then Hearts and Dundee Utd. 

Other teams are just football teams and don't bother me too much apart from the Killie home for retired huns set-up (and plastic pitch).

If it came to a two horse race for the league between huns and Hearts, I would 100% want Hearts to win.

However, if it came to Celtic and Hearts, I think (and I won't be sure until it happens) that I would want Celtic to win.

My dislike for Celtic is greater than that of Hearts, but not enough that I would want Hearts to take away the fact we were the last non-Glasgow twosome team (taking both incarnations or the two separate huns teams into account) to win the league.

If it meant Celtic winning the league to preserve that a little longer, then I think I would accept it. 

No fuckin way I want the huns to win the league, so would let our 'record' go if that were the case.

In a similar vein, I almost always felt worse watching a “wee team” win a cup because when the Tims or the Huns won one then it was expected, whereas any of the rest who aren’t us winning one made me jealous as hell.

[Bukta Bertie]

21 minutes ago, wee toon red said:

In a similar vein, I almost always felt worse watching a “wee team” win a cup because when the Tims or the Huns won one then it was expected, whereas any of the rest who aren’t us winning one made me jealous as hell.

Exactly this. Rangers or Celtic winning things is the status quo. It just doesn't register. Not even a tiny scratch. However if anyone else wins a competition it's a body blow to our own reputation as the number one club outwith the Glasgow pair. 

[TheDonbytheDee]

We can't bemoan the state of Scottish football and then worry about a non cheek winning it.

If it's not us winning it, why give a fuck. 

It will happen at some point, but not this season.

Of course it would be shyte if Hearts were to win it, as a very deluded fan base that don't habit the same planet as the rest of us. Only the jutes are more deluded.

Take comfort that if they do win it, we will always be the better club and can also remind them of their FIVE top flight relegation and TWO administrations.

They'll also never have two stars on their jersey for winning two European trophies.

[Bukta Bertie]

17 minutes ago, TheDonbytheDee said:

We can't bemoan the state of Scottish football and then worry about a non cheek winning it.

If it's not us winning it, why give a fuck. 

It will happen at some point, but not this season.

Of course it would be shyte if Hearts were to win it, as a very deluded fan base that don't habit the same planet as the rest of us. Only the jutes are more deluded.

Take comfort that if they do win it, we will always be the better club and can also remind them of their FIVE top flight relegation and TWO administrations.

They'll also never have two stars on their jersey for winning two European trophies.

Why give a fuck? Quite apart from pride and bragging rights it makes a direct competitor better off financially and more attractive to any prospective signings. I really can't understand the mindset of Aberdeen fans who want a rival to win the league. It's madness. It also would do nothing to make scottish football better as a whole. It would only improve the lot of whichever club won it. No thanks. ABH.