Un-PC jokes (If your easily offended don't open)

[bloo_toon_red]

When my new Indian girlfriend said I could give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.

[bloo_toon_red]

Max Clifford released a statement yesterday relating to his connection with the paedophile charges.

 

"With my help, we'll help the police catch these sick 7-year old female rapists".

[Kowalski]

The Vatican says that the Pope has resigned because he no longer has the strength to carry out his duties.

 

Fair enough.

 

At his age it can't be easy holding down a struggling 10 year-old.

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

He's retiring to return to his 2 original vocations.

 

Nazism and child rape.

[Mentorred]

A new Michael Jackson album has been released despite his death five years ago

 

Just because he was both black and white doesn't mean it's ok for his record company to milk him like a fucking cow