boboisared Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 :lolabove: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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quirie Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboisared Posted April 20, 2009 Author Share Posted April 20, 2009 What do hide and seek and rape have in common? Ready or not, here I come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minijc Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 What do hide and seek and rape have in common? Read or not, here I come. Awful. What's the difference between Alan Shearer and Newcastle united? Alan Shearer will be on match of the day next season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie The Don Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Whats black and loves to fuck women? Cervical cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leith_red Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 What do you get if you cross the atlantic with a french airbus? About halfway. For those of you who fancy a holiday with a difference..... ..... ..... Air France are now doing flights to the Titanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 What do you get if you cross the atlantic with a french airbus? About halfway. All Airbuses are French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 A muslim has been shot in the head by a starting pistol. Police have described the incident as race-related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Paul McCartney was on the X factor on Sunday night playing the piano. It was nice to see him fingering something with legs for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 My girlfriend couldn't work out the anagram "A praised hero". So I raped her. I tried a new sexual position last night, it's called the JFK.I splatter all over her whilst she screams and tries to get out of the back of the motor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Q: What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? A: Gang rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Going to a charity disco tonight in aid of women who were born with no legs. Quite looking forward to it- the dancefloor will be crawling with fanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itch-E Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 How long does it take a black woman to take a shite? 9 months. I like black people. I used to have some black friends until my dad sold them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 How long does it take a black woman to take a shite? 9 months. I like black people. I used to have some black friends until my dad sold them. Eh, great first post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reekie_Red Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Haha, brilliant. Kinda reminds me of ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandaldinho Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Sorry, this one is compliments of the late Tommy Cooper... Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Emile Heskey has been replaced in the England squad by a Cumbrian taxi driver. Apparently he had more shots on target yesterday than Heskey had all season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quirie Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Helpful holiday advice from the cumbria tourist board: For fuck sake remember and tip the taxi driver Whats the quickest way to Scotland from Lancashire? Just shoot your way through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Helpful holiday advice from the cumbria tourist board: For fuck sake remember and tip the taxi driver Whats the quickest way to Scotland from Lancashire? Just shoot your way through I have been waiting for jokes like these, surprisingly not heard any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Got a tip for a horse today. Cumbrian Cabbie. It's a 12/1 shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Padre™ Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 12 dead and 25 injured. See what happens when you let a bird drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caledonia Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think 1) You need more time together 2) She's a prude 3) She should have sat somewhere else on the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Cracking weather here today. Minus 13 in Cumbria though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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