Superstar Tradesman Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I want to punch everyone involved with the train station / cup of tea posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 I want to punch everyone involved with the train station / cup of tea posts. You sound stressed. Wanna cup of tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I want to punch everyone involved with the train station / cup of tea posts. :lolabove: Fucking beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I want to punch everyone involved with the train station / cup of tea posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted November 26, 2011 Author Share Posted November 26, 2011 http://www.scotsman.com/news/aberdeen_s_rowies_are_a_health_hazard_claims_guru_1_1104880 THE TV health guru Gillian McKeith has launched a campaign to kill off a much-loved Scots delicacy. The dietitian, who helped Pop Idol winner Michelle McManus to shed five stones, now has the famous Aberdeen rowie, or buttery, in her sights. She believes the rolls, each containing 300 calories, are taking a terrible toll on the city's health. While visiting the area at the weekend, she said: "I'm here to banish the buttery. Aberdeen is in need of my help." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Damn you beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Wouldn't believe a word she said. Her qualifications are all made up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggy89 Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Wouldn't believe a word she said. Her qualifications are all made up. Was just going to say I, like her, might buy one of those degree's that you can but of the internet then see if any journalists might be interested in a story from a "World renowned" dietician (me) about how Rowie are the most nutritious and healthy food stuff known to man, as well as being FIIIINNNEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 That pic is good but there is a dichotomy. Forget the fact that she's so ugly that the skin on her nose is diving into her brain via her tear ducts and she doesn't just have crow's feet but the toes of an ostrich, her eyes reveal one face you'd like to punch and one that you couldn't possibly. Look at her but cover one eye then cover the other one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 It has been scientifically proven rowies/butteries/rolls (that's an argument for another thread ) ARE good for you. Unless you eat them regularly, you will turn into weegie scum and stat drinking buckfast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted July 4, 2012 Author Share Posted July 4, 2012 http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ueu0aDOs-fs/TCM2OBI8DUI/AAAAAAAAAt8/1yXPmwpvQZk/s1600/David+Murray.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentorred Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 http://www.rangers.co.uk/javaImages/f0/79/0,,5~10844656,00.jpg[/img] http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2263909.1335664306!image/576904816.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/576904816.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Really? Nah. He's a great guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 I wouldna punch John Brown's face, probably catch someething vile and nasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Ok, why John Beattie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Just started working for the summer and I switch between radio Scotland and radio 4. When ever John Beattie appears on radio Scotland I instantly switch over. He is clearly a fucking idiot and I have no idea how anyone can stand him or how he gets to keep his job. He is clearly neither intelligent, interesting or funny to listen to but is definitely annoying and very alan partridge like. After about a week of occasionally listening to him I'd love to punch him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Alan Patridge is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted June 12, 2013 Author Share Posted June 12, 2013 Alan Patridge is hilarious. It goes without saying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 If you see this black thing being walked by a woman or a girl, punch it in the face then steal it and run away. That'll teach the bitches not to recruit a bitch to the family behind my back. Thanks in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo345/rocket_sanitist/Mia-thescumdogmillionairebitch_zps392170b2.jpg[/img] If you see this black thing being walked by a woman or a girl, punch it in the face then steal it and run away. That'll teach the bitches not to recruit a bitch to the family behind my back. Thanks in advance. Aww a cute wee Scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Rocket, min, I don't think it's fair that you're blaming the helpless innocent dug for a poor decision made by your family. To be tbh honest I think we should be punching the person walking the dog in the face instead. That'll teach the bitches a much more valuable lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickofthedons Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 If anyone has "Lotto Lout" Michael Carroll on here (which you all should) then I apologise, I have failed you all. I had the perfect chance, numerous times, and I bottled it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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