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  • Ed Sheeran is someone who I would gladly batter until I collapsed with exhaustion. Shite singer who rips off other people's songs to make his own shite songs.

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    I thought it was the snooker thread until it was too late. I'm not really a practice what you preach kind of guy to be honest, I'm much better at glaring hypocrisy.

  • Scott Arfield while doing that fucking salute.

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Gone for good like?

 

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Gone for good like?

 

Colin Hendry

 

Is he the strange Dundee lad who used to be on Abmad?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51119236

 

 

 

This horrible creature

 

Whats she ever done to warrant a mention on this list?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51119236

 

 

 

This horrible creature

 

Weirdly I get it, she's just really annoying. Like a footballing diving McCall.

Piddler

Scott Arfield while doing that fucking salute.

Bebo from AFC Chat.

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I can’t post a picture and don’t know what he looks like, but if it’s possible to want to punch a voice, I’m nominating Gavin “J” Baxter of the ABZ podcast. Insufferable.

I’d pay good money to listen to a version of that with him edited out. The other two seem fine enough.

I’ll be having my routine Sunday gripe at the two baldies on Sunday Brunch tomorrow while my wife watches. I would never tire of punching those two inept excuses for TV presenters. 

My celebrity punch will always be Marti Pellow. I loathe that smug Bankie arsehole

Darren McGarvey is running him close though. Rentabam for every media outlet 

It's a very big list but for the quality of Audio it would produce Farage would have to top the list.

 

Like hitting a frog with a 2 iron

6 hours ago, Mason89 said:

My celebrity punch will always be Marti Pellow. I loathe that smug Bankie arsehole

 

I was watching an old top of the pops on Friday night and said the same thing to my Wife, when he appeared. Likes a lot of females, she likes him.

Ed Sheeran is someone who I would gladly batter until I collapsed with exhaustion.

Shite singer who rips off other people's songs to make his own shite songs.

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My list could go on forever so I'll restrict myself to five per day :

Matt Goodwin, Andrew Bowie, Liam Kerr, Douglas Ross and Patrick Christys.

On 14/12/2025 at 02:27, DonUnder said:

It's a very big list but for the quality of Audio it would produce Farage would have to top the list.

 

Like hitting a frog with a 2 iron

That reminds me of a childhood memory. When I was about eight I found a crow in a field, it had a broken wing or maybe it was just old. Whatever the reason it couldn't fly away. I dropped a heavy stone on it. This resulted in the crow making an odd noise. I continued to drop the big stone on it to hear the noise again and again. Eventually it stopped makeing the noise. It was dead. 

19 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

That reminds me of a childhood memory. When I was about eight I found a crow in a field, it had a broken wing or maybe it was just old. Whatever the reason it couldn't fly away. I dropped a heavy stone on it. This resulted in the crow making an odd noise. I continued to drop the big stone on it to hear the noise again and again. Eventually it stopped makeing the noise. It was dead. 

That's a fucked up story.

11 hours ago, RicoS321 said:

That's a fucked up story.

It certainly explains a lot 

A blast from the past with this one, but Michael Forsyth would get a smack in the puss. 

I just saw an article about him in the BBC site, something to do with being the one who grassed on Mandleson. He says he didn't.  

Thatcher had some right c*nts in her cabinet and he was right up amongst the worst. 

 

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Snooker player Shaun Murphy.

A loathsome person if there was ever one. Fortunately, when I went to The Crucible last year for the snooker, he wasn't playing that day. If he was, I would have caused a scene.

8 hours ago, swaddon said:

Snooker player Shaun Murphy.

A loathsome person if there was ever one. Fortunately, when I went to The Crucible last year for the snooker, he wasn't playing that day. If he was, I would have caused a scene.

He's not a terrible commentator though. What was his dick move again? Did he prevent Maguire going for a shite between frames or something? 

Ex hun and current Italy manager Gennaro Gattuso, has a face you could never tire of punching.

He even looks a fat, bloated, hun mess now.

1 hour ago, RicoS321 said:

He's not a terrible commentator though. What was his dick move again? Did he prevent Maguire going for a shite between frames or something? 

Maguire forgot his chalk and the referee let him go and get it. The snivelling wee prick then had a word with the referee and Maguire was docked a frame.

46 minutes ago, swaddon said:

Maguire forgot his chalk and the referee let him go and get it. The snivelling wee prick then had a word with the referee and Maguire was docked a frame.

Quite right. Rules are rules. It's what sport is about. 

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