LOL.  I think Piers Morgan is in this thread a few times! 

 

I've no idea who that burd is that Mizer has posted.

Some twat from x-factor kow. Complete waste of oxygen.

Some twat from x-factor kow. Complete waste of oxygen.

 

Its not for the x factor - its for the worst song ever!

 

Hes really nice, saw I was in a rush at the train station in the morning and let me go in front of him so I could get my cup of tea in time for the train! He was also very polite to a pregnant lady.

Hes really nice, saw I was in a rush at the train station in the morning and let me go in front of him so I could get my cup of tea in time for the train! He was also very polite to a pregnant lady.

He probably wanted to fuck you or he realised you wanted to fuck him?

 

Anyways I'm with Dave on this, boy need a smack and kept off TV so that the lovely Cat can do the weather.

Anyways I'm with Dave on this, boy need a smack

 

Is that because he is one of those darkies who cant farm and deserve to starve?? 

Anyways I'm with Dave on this, boy need a smack and kept off TV so that the lovely Cat can do the weather.

 

 

Exactly.

 

Nothing ruins my morning wank than when Cat Shearer tells me that cunt is doing the weather and nae Cat Cubie.

 

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Hes really nice, saw I was in a rush at the train station in the morning and let me go in front of him so I could get my cup of tea in time for the train! He was also very polite to a pregnant lady.

 

You're in a rush for the train, do you...

 

A) Go for a cup of tea?

B) Prioritise properly and go for the train?

 

 

secret answer C)

 

You're a faggot that can't possibly make a cup of tea in the house in the morning, instead preferring to mince about Waverley, drinking scalding hot tea through a hole the size of an ant, paying about 3 quid for the privilege.

You're in a rush for the train, do you...

 

A) Go for a cup of tea?

B) Prioritise properly and go for the train?

You're in a quest for capitalist global domination, do you...

 

A) Have a cup of tea at home and a subsequent one at work?

B) Squander money buying a tasteless cup from the station?

Im glad me buying a cup of tea has managed to rile so many of you. 

Decent work chaps.

 

But mizer, really?

But mizer, really?

 

Yes I can afford £1.60 if it gives me an extra few minutes in bed in the morning when I get up at 6am.

Yes I can afford £1.60 if it gives me an extra few minutes in bed in the morning when I get up at 6am.

 

Aye, but why rush?

 

Madness.

Aye, but why rush?

 

Madness.

 

To catch my train 

To catch my train 

 

Aye, but why not save yourself the "rushing" aspect and have a casual stroll without the inflated tea?

Aye, but why not save yourself the "rushing" aspect and have a casual stroll without the inflated tea?

 

At Haymarket as Im sure you are aware the coffee booth is right on the platform. He saw me checking down the tunnel to see if the train was coming and let me past him.

It is the process of rushing that is foolworthy. The old run down and fuck one of em or walk down and fuck em all.

At Haymarket as Im sure you are aware the coffee booth is right on the platform. He saw me checking down the tunnel to see if the train was coming and let me past him.

 

I drive.

 

I wouldn't risk it for a cup of tea.

 

Thread closed.

 

 

As we've all gone radically off topic as a result of mincing commuters, their imbibing requirements and seeming difficulties with regard to time-management, on faces you'd like to punch, I'm not sure that the face itself is as important a motivator than the perceived contents of the brain concealed behind the visage?

That's just blown my theory oot the watter. I don't give a shit what goes on it that fud's heid, his face alone is screaming punch me.

I've got an old Aberdeen v Chelsea programme from 1974 with a picture of 2 year old Chris Hollins in it.

 

No doubt inspired by his first taste of stardom in the dons matchday magazine, that wee boy went on to become one of the BBC's best loved sports presenters, and Strictly come dancing champion 2009.

 

Please don't punch him. 

 

 

I want to punch everyone involved with the train station / cup of tea posts.