1.  Hatrick Hero Byrne!

 

2.  Captain Fantastic!  (re:Seve)

 

3.  Double Dutch. (re:2 games in a row for Touzani)

 

4.  Construction Begins On Community Stadium.

 

5.  Dons Player Turns Down Lucrative Move.

 

6.  ...... Picked For Scotland.

 

7.  Daily Record Apologises To Dons Fans.

 

8.  Stuart Milne Pledges.......something/anything.

 

9.........

9. Freeflowing Dons hit ......... for 6

 

10. My Dream Move to Aberdeen, by whoever

 

11. Stewart Milne "I'm sorry"

 

12. My Durrant Hell, by Neil Simpson

 

13. Caring Aberdeen fans help disabled baby across the road

13.  Barry Ferguson Sent Off.

 

14.  Caley Beat Aberdeen.

 

15. rangers win at pittodrie

 

16. aberdeen win at ibrox

17. Aberdeen in not bottling big cup game shocker.

18. Rangers win Champions League

19. Aberdeen thrash Gretna

 

20. WELL DONE! In big letters, subheading: McGhee's Magnificent Motherwell qualify for group stage of UEFA Cup.

DON DEAL: COWIE SIGNS ON AT PITTODRIE

21. David Murray climbs ladder!

 

22. Old Firm hammered in SFA Sectarianism Probe

23. Mackie Contract not to be Renewed

24. Hearts sign Scotsman

25. Scotsport Wins Bafta for Best Factual TV Programme

 

26. Strachan Admits Celts Beaten by Better Side

27. <Insert any team name> undone by Broadfoot Guile

28. McCurry Admits Old Firm Bias

29. "I'll gun down Rangers" says Mackie/Young/McGuire (Oh sorry headlines you wont see.....)

30. Novo in for Torres as Spain Go on Attack

31. Hibs Sheils has one eye on Cup Glory

 

32. Rangers fans voted best in the world.

33. Calderwoods Tactics were spot on.

34. Aberdeen lay off club phisio due to lack of work.

35. Old Firm struggle financially due to lack of television revenew.

36. Hearts manager looking forward to his 2nd season in charge.

37. Strachan admits "I am a dick".

 

38. Hearts win champions league

39. Calderwood: My sunbed shame

40. Pittodrie pie voted best pie by top chef

41. Trump buys the dons

42. Ricksen: My transvestite shame

43. Hibs grind out another boring victory

44. Romanov funds Hearts spending spree

45. Rangers denied stonewall penalty

46. Huge Killie support expected at Pittodrie

47. Nicholson In Scotland Frame

 

48. Milan eye Shiels

 

49. Rangers condemn thuggish brutality of their fans

"Celtic deserve to win the league" says Jimmy Calderwood

 

"I'm holding out for a move to Gers" says Diamond

 

Scientific tests have proven Nacho Novo is not in fact a rat faced little cunt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Dons beat Celtic at Pittodrie"

See that kid Aiden McGeady, he's vastly underrated.

50. "Celtic deserve to win the league" says Jimmy Calderwood

51. "I'm holding out for a move to Gers" says Diamond

52. Scientific tests have proven Nacho Novo is not in fact a rat faced little cunt

 

53. "Dons beat Celtic at Pittodrie"

 

54. See that kid Aiden McGeady, he's vastly underrated.

 

 

 

55. Aberdeen FC start waiting list for Season Tickets

56. Chick Young Talks Sense

 

57. Levein Smiles At Last

 

58. Calderwood To Play Everyone In Their Favoured Positions

 

59. Dons' Goal-Blitz Crushes [insert team name here]

 

60. Rangers Fans Clean Up Their Act

 

61. Ferguson Loves Playing For Scotland

 

62. Ibrox future in crisis as chairman Murray walks away

63. Dazzling Dons Dump Dismal Doonhamers

64. Queen of the South crush Milan at San Siro

65. Motherwell Win In Europe

66.  My dad was delighted we beat Rangers says Calderwood

65. Motherwell Win In Europe

 

67. Motherwell Win

68 - Ronaldo scores for man united

69 - mackie scores his 5th goal of the season

70- kkkchat in donations scam