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Heard a wee whisper that Rangers have banned several fans for being in possession of banned substances within the ground at the Alloa game. These include soap, deodorant and toothpaste!

Done. You tried Pie and Bovril yet?

Team: Langfield, Anderson, Considine, Reynolds, Naysmith, Osbourne, Hughes, Rae, McGinn, Vernon, Fraser

This.

Bump.

That will be the only rubber you will be using that day.

Happy 12th Birthday!

Dundee are shite and are leaking goals. We should be able to Score a a few past them. 2-0 us.

He used to play for us Andrew. Thereby it is a cool story.

Fuck off ya Pussy.

Don't be a tit.

Fuck. I used to " like " her

My Cuz works at Tynecastle and she was raising money for some charity. She was sponsored by some of the team so i take it it will take a while to get the Money.

BBQ?

Oooooft!

Even though I'm still on a UK passport?

Anyone know if there will be postal votes for this? And can Expats vote on it? I fucking hope so.

Will we keep our good form against Utd?

Thoughts? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/9609255/Independence-would-save-Scots-taxpayers-1.5-billion-defence-bill-think-tank-claims.html

More scandal at the bbc. They've discovered that morph was a fuckin playdofile!!!!

It's Browns fault.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed. Little Bo Peep was giving him head. As soon as he came she started to weep. She could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.

Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was white and whispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now its black and crispy. Ahhh Thank you.

The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then.

At least we are above Rangers........