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Angry Scotsman to be released into community 08-05-13 BRITAIN faces the prospect of yet another unemployed, angry Scottish person at large. Do not engage him in conversation. That’s what he wants.Alexander Ferguson, a Glaswegian, will be released during the summer, with experts warning of a devastating effect on tourism, the economy and everything else. Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “The one thing that puts people off visiting Britain is the very real prospect of being accosted in the street by an inexplicably furious Scotsman. “Football clubs have proved to be very effective at containing belligerent Scottish people who would otherwise be free to vent their spleen in a public space. “The football clubs should be forced to keep them, for ever, in a gated community where they can scream at each other and work on their endless, incomprehensible grudges.” Meanwhile, Ferguson’s release has prompted golf clubs across the UK to draw up contingency plans in case they become the venue for his ongoing campaign of terror. Martin Bishop, secretary of Hatfield Golf and Country Club, said: “We have taken down our website and prepared temporary signage to make the place look like a garden centre.” Bishop added: “He now has the chance to travel. I think they should put him on the Orient Express so he can call everyone in Venice a bastard.”

We better fucking win this one. If i see that cunt Brown even looking slightly happy my computer will be hitting the wall.

One thing I know about this game is I won't be staying up for it.

One of the best bands out there. But this better be a cracker of an album after waiting for it for so long.

Not sure about this dude....

I like.

Not one mention of the Dons on the sports page. Plenty of servco. Aye an Aberdeen paper alright.

Anyone bothered about this game?

Sorry i know it's the Record but a old mate of mine Ally Shewan is spot on. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aberdeen-legend-ally-shewan-urges-1840708

Aye it's a bad fucking day. 46 killed in Iraq as well that we hear fuck all about. http://www.news.com.au/world-news/iraq-bombings-kill-46-ahead-of-vote/story-fndir2ev-1226621188756

Growing up in a mining area in the 80's I think it's fair to say I'm rather happy about this...

More like she sorted him out.

D. Stupid to rush it.

I'm fucking over this.

Was it a good goal or a miss hit?

Go the big Josh!!!!

I think we can win this one....

Who is the smart arse who put Aberdeen?

And I put Aberdeen on there as I know some cunt will ask where it is if I don't put it up.

George Burley?

The lad has fucked off. Big mistake for him but i wish the lad well. Not sure why we are laughing about some kid that makes a mistake. We all did at that age.

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3 Votes Andrew.

For some reason i hate Spurs,West ham and Man u.

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