Madbadteacher

Pish! Where's Osborne?

To think we've had, in the past, Harper, Jarvie, Scott, Robb, Pirie, Gilhaus, Frunkie, Duncan, Winchester, CharlieNick, Booth, Black, Hewitt, McGhee, Fuck, just looking at some stats and, since 1960 our most2 prolific forward is? (allowing at least 100 games) Outwith 100 it's obviously Frunkie, at 0.64 per game. Oh what we'd give for a "lazy fat bastard that just poached" these days

Yeah Scott and Robb these days would still be better than Vernon and Fallon

According to BBC gossip we're trying to get Faddy again! Aberdeen are hoping a third bid for free agent James McFadden will tempt the forward to a move north. (Mail)

I think that's a good appointment.

I didn't even notice it!

Oh well, maybe I should switch allegiance to the USA, currently playing Jamaica. Unfortunately Jamaica beat them on Friday, so they're almost as bad as Scotland.

Craig Levein. The only man capable of uniting football supporters in Scotland after this summer's debacle!

I still am not convinced by Kenny Miller. Ok, he scored, but he's not up to international level these days, cartainly not for the best part of 90 mins!

David Sole? Jim Clark? Jackie Stewart?

I think you think he's a cunt as well

Miller? WTF?

Nae wi him in charge

Canna get a linky that works, 0-0 HT and Levein is shite. How much was a ticket?

Don't drink the water?

Anyone know if it'll be online for those of us abroad?

You might have to pay them more than that to take it off your hands Jute!

Oh god! cue more fantastic 4 puns

We're definitely handicapped with him in charge

If we're still saddled with Levein's negativity, then yes

I'm green with envy you beat me to that btr

And we'll alll end up jockeying for position ffor the last word

What are the odds these'll keep coming

With ex-mercenary McCall at the helm?

Nothing is "odd" with HP in charge!