Madbadteacher

I notice reading someone else's record they gave Ifil 1/10 last night. Time for a spell oot the team Jered?

Fuck me, I thought US TV shows were moronic! Stuck in a hotel bar watching £1M drop...................where do they find these contestants? Do you have to fail an intelligence and taste test combined? How thick/annoying do you have to be? This is fucking PAINFUL.

In/Oot? Oot Pre match? Hotel in Livi Match? T'interweb Post-match? Pub in Livi Score? 5-2

Radio on in the background as I make lunch, and I can already clearly hear sectarian songs. Will the SFA have the balls to do anything? Didn't think so.

Hell, if we were gonna score 4 every week I'd wear a red dress! Far's yer loyalty to the club?

From the BBC "Live" site Apart from changing "best" to "worst"

Do you think they just tried harder to impress all the ladies in red dresses on "ladies day"?

Souldn't that be Thai Ting?

What kind of person do you think I am? I got rid of the boxes with bodyparts first!

Do you really think he has a wife?

Glug, glug, glug?

Probably very true gs. In fact did the StMirren boss not admit as much?

Still trying to sort through several years worth of boxed up crap (looking for 1 or 2 "important things") so I can sell this hoose inna. How many fucking boxes can one garage hold? And it's pissing doon. And I've nae car and nae booze in the house so guess I'm going to be a good boy til I can go get loaner car from Weegeland on Monday.

In/oot: Oot Prematcher: Clearing out garage/house so I can sell it Match: Probably Open all mics online Postmatcher: A walk to the shop if I can be bothered for papers and (probably) alcohol Prediction: A dreadful game we win by 1-0

Well we could get rid of either Clangers or Howard, we do have Magennis!!!!

Did I even mention Calderwood?

Do we not have some sort of reserves or U19s he could be "sharpening up" by playing with?

Fit players playing in their best positions maybe? (And its "differently" btw)

Why not a league of 20+? Pick the 20, 21, 23, whatever teams with the highest annual attendance over the last 3 seasons. No relegation for 2 years. Sorted. Oh and kick out any team who have ever espoused bigotry in any way

I saw it in the US with new wife, I actually enjoyed it, but definitely a girly-girl flick

For that appallingly (no "u" in appalling Stoney) bad decision alone it's clear McGhee is either an idiot or an incompetent!

On a very pissed off note, why not have one off games, neutral venue, betweeen the top 4 teams to decide who plays in the various yooorupeeen competitions? The ugly sisters will still (courtesy of "generous" refereeing) win most often, but it would offer the likes of oursels, the embra twins, DUFK, or evem maybe Motherewell a chance to make real money once in a blue moon.

I thought I'd destroyed all those pics of me

Maybe Roy isn't the managerial genius after all........................so should be Capello's replacement!

According to papers today Kyle is complaining Znader tried to get him sent off by falling over and crying like a girl. Kyle (or hertz players generally for that matter) would never do that would they? Paragons of fair play, arent they?