Madbadteacher

C'mon. Who's going to admit it was their cake?

ROWIES! They're called ROWIES

Lets go further and even more "off the ball", abandon the points syatem for, say, a 2 or 3 year trial period, and use a system similar to FIFAs ranking. Start with the previous season's positions as a base, then you get more "ranking points" for beating teams above you, fewer for beating those below, on a sliding scale. That should even things out a bit? I realise I'm looking for porcine aviators here as the bigot bros just wouldn't, but it may be interesting to view how the table would look alongside the traditional 3-1-0 points system

Looks good to me, maybe Montrose can pull off a shock and we have a NE "derby" Good draw for Buckie too, plenty of incentive there! Oh, and hun v tim.........most excellent!

:thumbsup: Great film.

Y'know, I thought I could come across as a real tube at times, but I'm not even a fucking amateur compared to some of the posters on here, y'know!

Take the 3rd game around the country/world to spread the news about the "New, improved, exciting ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" "Lets! PLAY! FOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" "Coming to you from the FIFA Backhanders Stadium in Dubai this Spring......."

Sumer 2014, after we spend the first season of a 13 team league groundsharing Dens Park with New Dundee FC

Let's see how we do without him against St Mirren eh? Then we can judge a) the Brown effect b) how much of a difference Hartley makes

As I said elsewhere, You'll get bored before I do

Saw The Expendables on the flight last week. Ful of cliches, obvious plot, typical in-depth acting from the leads (basically playing their usual characters)......... Great fun to waste 2 hours of an 8 hour flight

New Year's resolution: Never read a post by Stoney re Maguire......ever!

Gerard. One of many reasons I dislike Liverpule. And Re Big Doug...I still remember him lauching Derek Johnston the first time the teams met after the league cup final where the hun cheated to get Rougvie sent off. Magic moments

Eh? Just amused Mowbray's still a shite manager.

Oh, and Mini, you ken fine I wasnae there, dick.

This +1 Anytime he scores goals (any number) he can be as pish as he likes. You're gonn slag Stavrum for not challenging back soon?

I'm not "wanking myself blind" but neither do I criticise a player unfairly.

This +1

You are an ERSE! You'd have booed/slagged Jess/Booth/Shearer/Harper/Winchester/Graham/Weir/Black/Strachan/early-Willie-Miller/just-about-anyone-in-a-red-shirt in their day. Is anyone good enough for you?

It's not the early/mid 80's, but it's not 76, or 95, or 2000, or what 10/11 might have been

Middlesbrough. Hahahahaha!

Not according to MiniJC

FUCK ME! Just as well you are too fucking young to have ever seen Joey Harper in his prime. I'd have someone playing "less than their best" and getting hat-tricks. You gonna tell me Frunkie was playing at his best all the time, but has one of(if not the best) goals per game ratio. Maguire's job today was to score. He did. 3 times. End of. (PS are you Stoney in disguise?)

FFS, when did we last score 6? (I mean in one game, not a season)

Old Bruce Lee movies on a channel advertising "Films that Don't Suck" Honest!