Madbadteacher

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Severed artery? Lucky to be alive I'd have thought

did I ever teach you? That's one of MY jokes !

Miller today? We'd have not been able to keep him and he'd be in ManU/Chelski territory with commentators foaming at the mouth about how good he is seriously for all you youngsters he really was "The best penalty box defender in the world". Better, or at least as good as, Baresi

I can see more Dandies than minkers there

A "monkey off the back" perhaps? Fergie mindgames..."Right you lot, now concentrate on winning the league, bugger distractions about unbeaten"?

I have to admit I always liked good old Arthur Montford............and THOSE jackets!

The problem I see, in Scotland anyway, is most agents are ex players or fans and, as such, will have history/loyalty/affinity/support for certain Scottish teams. Now, far be it from me to suggest this might directly influence their fucking money-grabbing-fuck-you attitude but it might affect some of them subconsciously? Obviously I don't include the genuinely altruistic and honest ones here!

Congrats Chris!

Archie was ok, certainly better than that utterly fuckwitted Jock Brown! Sorry Craig, but yer bro's a twat!

Maw. He'd have been a Scottish regular too!

In/Oot: Oot Prematch: Bed Match: Online unless I find someway to watch it live Postmatch: Lunch then drink Prediction: Worry, frustration, then happy

Fuck this it's a conspiracy! I'm off back to bed, still feel like shit with this pneumonia & we're supposed to get 2 feet of snow tonight

Fucking hell! An angry Don's support cos we fucked up a semi final: 2 months ago we werena giving a fuck cos we were gonna get relegated. This is the spirit we need all the time; high expectations and looking for "better" players to replace our weak links. Sorry if this isna very coherent but I'm full of drugs and on way to hospital with pnumonia. Hopefully I'll be fit for May

Fair point. But my irrepressable optomism is still alive

Accept we lost. Tomorrow is another day. It's no like you lost a family member today , we will still win the real cup!

And I will NOT get to fuck but continue to support my team

Here we go Time for a stunning comebac! Yep I'm ludicrously optimistic and pished

Fuck don't we look stupid on here just now

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Half-cut at 10am and totally depressed, nae good, and nae bugger here spiks proper. We must be saving oorselves for the "REAL" cup

Nivver drink beer you can see through. That was my Dad's advice, never done me wrong really

Not got a piccie, but...... Ranger India Pale Ale, 6.5%abv And despite the name it's got a green label, and tastes quite fine

I take a long HARD look at myself every morning in the mrror. I LIKE what I see But I get the point, still trying to find a bar open at 9am here that doesn't think I'm some sort of alki!

How about a return to the 80's classis, with a mdern twist? Na,na,na,na. Na,na,na,na. Hey,Heeeeeyyyyyyy! Chris Magiure! Just for Stoney and Mini

Oh, just wait til the "real" cup final in May!