Reekie_Red

I've sent an email to every member to explain how to get into Donstalk via the "alternative" url. It might pay to bookmark the zakynthos web address until the domain is resolved

Being written off is good for us. It's a win-win situation for us really. If we lose, at least it ain't to the likes of Skonta Riga or Bohemians. It'll be against proven quality European opposition ... most of whom are no strangers to the Champions League!!! But if we win, we'll be heralded as the best Dons side since Fergie's days.

Miller couldnae win a game of snap ... against himself!

And what's the difference between JDV this season and Eugene Dadi six years ago? Dadi went down under the slightest of contact ... sometimes NO contact. But the penalties he won us definitely saw us win a number of games that just shouldn't have gone our way. In this world, the nice guys never win!!! It's about time Aberdeen started to become a bunch of cunts!!

Still think we need to steady the SS Pittodrie. Before we go off dreaming of Euro adventures, we gotta get rid of that debt!!! The only way we can get rid of that is by "doing a Hibs" and selling off our best young talents. Firstly we need to secure our existing squad on decent contracts ... none of this 24 month pish!! Then we need to sort out some form of training complex so that we can kickstart our youth conveyor belt. Jumping out into the wilderness and purchasing European players who havenae got any sort of pedigree, but still think they deserve the wages, is definitely not the way to go. Wipe that debt off our backs, and then we can start dreaming.

Bloody blow my cover min! I made it all the way to ukraine. Stelios flew me personally from Auckland to Dnipro directly. And after all that trouble, I wisnae gonna go quietly from that stadium. Trust you tae grass on me, ya bocht ein!

Whatever we can get from Spain? Nothing more than an awesome day out for every dandy who goes! This will easily be the biggest travelling support we've taken to the continent since the good ship St Claire took us to Gothenburg. And I reckon the Red Ultras will do us proud in a stadium that is already guaranteed to be decorated with flags and colour from the home support. Who cares about the scoreline. One thing's for sure. Every dandy will enjoy themselves in Madrid. Hey, who knows. We could sneak a win. Stranger things happened in 1983!!

For once I don't agree with u, mate! Hope we have the strongest squad available for the last three matches. Our defence is key at the moment. Langfield may be good. But Gordon is a different class, and we need him between the sticks for the last three matches if we're to guarantee qualification

A quick survey is being run at the moment regarding fans' thoughts on their team's kit. Got any opinions on the current Aberdeen strip? How does it rank among your all-time favourite Aberdeen strips? Is it value for money? The results will be read by the kit manufacturers themselves - so this is your chance to help shape the future of kit design! Go to www.footballfanscensus.com and take part in the "Football Shirts?" survey.

You said it, min! Took the words right oot o' my mouth!!

and fit board wid 'at be, min?

that can be arranged!

Bring back Bobby Clark, whilst we're at it.

Yeah true. If we were to play any of these guys a couple of months ago, we'd get a new arsehole ripped on our backsides. But it's amazing what two months difference makes to a side's confidence. Who's to say these sides are firing on all cylinders at the moment. Our defence seems to be running on pure adrenalin at the moment, and are fuckin awesome! If Mackie, Lovell and Miller can get their respective arses in gear, then we could stand a fighting chance. Come on ... we've got one of the fastest teams in Scotland, and are the SPL's masters at counter-attacking football. Surely that's gotta count for something against a team like Locomotiv who've scored 35 goals this season ... but lost 35 too!

Aye, yer nae allowed to smoke in stadiums these days. Doesnae stop the smokers, does it??!!!! So long as it's nae one of they flares that blows up, I see no problem

Nah nah min. There's only one Petrov. Just like there's only one Darren Mackie ... walkin along, singin a song ...

Strange. It's showin 17:57 for me. I had a lookey at the time settings, and they cannae be altered until we get thon domain name shitey stuff sorted out.

Collection's goin good. We're almost at 1-pence already

An Atletico fan with a name like Petrovdiscoshoes. And he has the cheek to call us sticky horrible bastards! Excuse me, but Celtic fans COINED that phrase!!!!!!!!

Is he nae like the honorary president of the Rob Roy Reds or something like that?

What's the problem wi' flares at games? Are they discriminating against 70s fashion? Oh hang on! I see fit ye mean. Aye, so why nae flares? I reckon they are awesome, and really really help to set the tone of the fans. We had several flares at the match in Berlin. Nothing wrong there! What's changed? Don't UEFA like fans being at matches anymore? Or do they prefer them to sit still and eat prawn sandwiches?

Well, he is like 184 years old or somethin like that!

Dinnae hae a clue fit yer talkin aboot min. The clock on the website is workin in 24 hour. And yer post's time stamp is showin 17:57

Cannae believe that I'm missing a trip tae Greece and a trip tae Madrid. And it's nae even to see the Dons in pre-season against Jimmy C's uncle's nephew's son's brother's team of bandits. It's against REAL TOP CLASS opposition ... in a REAL competition. And I'm stuck in a land that throws eggs around (or at least tried to against the French, but failed miserably). Fuck, I wish I was back hame just now. Or in Spain! Would love to rekindle the Stoney Steamers OVD Tour, which hasnae seen any action since 2002.

Fixtures calendar duly updated