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Might as well hire Ken Dod. I mean, he'd be a good laugh in the dressing room. And we've already proven that we've got enough Diddy Men out on the field.

I really hope McNamara pops onto DonsTalk now and then. Maybe seeing that Duff and Mair have more votes than him will make him realise that he might be best to just stay in Edinburgh for the rest of the season. Probably best for all parties involved if he just doesn't bother with his daily drive up the M/A90. You're not at Ra Shellick now, Jackie!

There's only two things left for JC to do: 1) a mass cull of the playing squad in the hope that a fresh squad will have the drive and determination to get us back into Europe for 09/10 2) Leave. Whilst he's got an ounce of dignity in him, perhaps he should cut his losses and leave. He's clearly got what it takes to get Aberdeen up to where they should be. But he clearly doesn't have what it takes to KEEP us there. Maybe last season we were punching above our weight. But JC should've built on last season's squad to ensure that a team who were punching above their weight were more heavyweight this term, and could stand firm to the task of being the country's third-top side. Instead, his critical failing is to fail to replace the one man who helped lead his team into Europe - Russell Anderson. I thought he'd done this by signing Jackie McNamara. It's obvious that Jackie just ain't up to the task of leading the defence. But the critical failure is in the fact that it's taken JC an entire season to realise this. Infact, has he realised it yet?

Bravo to that. I mean, it doesn't have to be anyone fancy. So long as they show a bit of heart and a bit of determination, that'll do for many of us. I mean, Paul Sheerin caught our collective imaginations for half a season!!!! The majority of us were a bit miffed that Tosh left us. Right now I'd rather we had Tosh and Sheerin than the big names of Severin and McNamara.

You can spray as much cologne onto a dogshite as you like. Doesn't matter how nice it smells in the end, it's still a dogshite!

My Zimbabwean workmate took the piss today!!! At least they've got a chance of getting rid of Mugabe. We're stuck with JC for another 3 years!

Fuckin right! I'm sick of those fuds doing us this season. We need to remind those fuckwits who they are!! I wouldn't really care if we lose the other four matches. But a win against Youshitehead is a MUST. Have we beaten them this season yet?

I don't think JC is to blame for this. He's not the man out there playing the game on the park. Each and every one of those players must surely be held accountable. A place in the final, they are a goal down with half an hour left. The strikers have to be held accountable for failing to beat a 2nd Division side. The defence have to be held accountable for allowing a 2nd Division side to score FOUR goals. I really really really hope that JC follows through with his threats to cut half the squad in the summer. And I hope it's not like all the other times, where we cut half the squad by getting rid of all the decent players and all the up-and-coming youngsters. We need to get rid of the dross that is clearly not good enough to play for Aberdeen. Bus, Duff, Mackie, Soutar, Langfield, Mair and Considine are seven first-team regulars who immediately spring to mind who, quite simply, are not the standard required to have us in cup finals and up in the top four of the league. I'll be happier if these players go in the summer, and the likes of Nicholson and Miller decide to stay!

Nah the aulder one was alright. It was the younger one who I aptly named Bluto. Big fuckin oaf who is about as subtle as a Seaton housing block. I only kent the Dutch even existed after living in reekie for about 4 years.

Brilliant. Another pic to add to the Dons fans collection. Expect to see this one taking pride of place on the DT logo at the top of the screen before too long

What a goal that was too! Made even better by the fact that me and Alfrom couldnae make it across to Hampden from Edinburgh, so we watched it from The Rainbow Inn in Corstorphine, a real Hibee stronghold ... but all the Hibee regulars were at Hampden. We had a group of Hearts fans cheering Aberdeen. Actually, they weren't cheering Aberdeen. They celebrated when Stavrum equalised. But didnae say a word when Dow slammed the winner in fae Stavrum's knockback.

Haha. Ricky Gillies was referred to as a Million Dollar Star when he signed for New Zealand's Hawkes Bay United. He couldnae even get a regular game for them!!!!!

Does Bluto work for Sizzlers? I banned them both fae DT a couple of years ago for being absolutely arrogant wankers. I heard both of them were actually banned fae the Red Ultras bus too ... likewise for being wankers! Guess they've never really changed from their childhood days when they used to take on 6 year olds at footy. Nae really fair when they were 15 and 17 respectively.

Haha! I had to vote Winters. I'll never forget his save against Kanchelskis. Priceless! I mind watching that final in a pub in Edinburgh. Some innocent bystander happened to wander in half way through the match and said "who's that shite in goals for Aberdeen?" I turned around and said "Robbie Winters" He said "Robbie Winters? The striker?!" At that point, he started cheering for Aberdeen.

Gordon, it's not who tries the hardest that wins the game. It's who scores the most! Simple. In six of the past seven matches, your team have failed to score the most. Simple! Just like the 60,000 bigots that fill Celtic Park every fortnight ... simple.

I'd love it if we didn't have brand logos all over the club shirts. Yes, the Apex ones have been quite tastefully designed. But I think they are the exception to the rule. All the other ones we've had over the years have been horrendous ... especially those HUGE Atlantic Telecom blobs in the late 90s. I think the shirts look a hell of a lot better without the sponsorship logos

If Darren Young was a footballer, he'd be amazing

How the fuck did all this come from an enquiry about the availability of a towel??? Since when did we become KKK Chat? If there was a smiley getting its face slapped with a fish, then you guys would be getting it.

Think we need to alter that song mizer. Giving the lad a bit too much credit there! Theres only one Chris Maguire, Theres only one Chris Maguire, He's usually shite, but today he's alright, Walking in a bebo wonder land, Theres only one Chris Maguire.............

... only for that red shirted player to be Darren Young, who would then let the ball bounce off his heel and straight back to the opposition.

I liked Cameron as a player. But I mind the game that was being talked as Cameron's big comeback game for Hearts after being out for ages thru injury. This was supposed to be the game when he would come back, take control of the Hearts midfield and swipe Aberdeen aside. That game also happened to be Paul Bernard's first game back after yet another lengthy injury. Bernard completely outclassed Cameron to the point that the Hearts midfield hardly had a touch of the ball all day.

Deloumeaux was immense. Ultra-calm and collected on the field. Very accomplished. I mind the home and away matches against Hertha Berlin, he had Marcelinho in his back pocket. It was only when Eric went off injured half way through the second leg that Marcelinho could finally work his magic.

I don't know what Billy Dodds you used to watch, but the one I used to watch scored more regularly than anyone we've had since him (with the exception of Stavrum). From memory, Craig Brown promised him a place in the Scotland squad if he scored a hattrick for the Dons. From memory, he managed that feit in the very following Dons match. Also from memory, he was the last Aberdeen player to score a hattrick in Europe. Name a Dons player since then who has been more, or even as consistent than him.

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