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I'll say. Why do the public need to know his address? I'm sure the Evening Times won't print Neil Lennon's address when he goes to court as defendant for the "assault" layed upon him by those nasty protestants. Looks like an absolute shite story. Miller pleaded not guilty, so the reporter decided to fill the rest of the space up with a history of Miller's playing career. Yeah, great "Crime Reporter" you are, Fiona!

Kemnay! Chris Clark was/is from Inverurie

They gave us Killie!

True. I think that's how Jim Hamilton managed to move to Dunfermline. His contract got ripped up and he was effectively an unemployed footballer, so the Pars signed him on a trainee wage. Would still have been on more than Scott Booth was when he returned, lol

What struck me about reading the news of this was the bit about how Aluko phoned Jimmy to say "I don't like it here at Blackpool. Can you sort something out for me to come back to Pittodrie?" So Jimmy phoned McLeish to ask if we could get him on-loan, to which McLeish said "no, but you can buy him for fifty grand". Fuckin dancer! A player with bags of talent who WANTS to play for Aberdeen!

ROCK ON!! This is slowly shaping up to be an impressive team we've got. Mulgrew has impressed me with his performances so far. Kerr seems to be quite handy. And now when I read that Sone had returned, I actually punched the air in jubilation! This is the quality of player we should ALWAYS be looking at. To sign a CURRENT England youth international for three years is a major coup, especially since we know what he is capable of. His goal against Bayern was proof enough to me that he is the best striker we have by a country mile.

Better fuckin not be. I mind shouting profanities at that goof one Saturday night in Edinburgh. Cunt had bleached-blonde Gazza-style hair. Wilson is a player who has come thru the ranks at Ibrox, got a name for himself purely on the basis that Rangers gave him a chance ... and has failed to live up to any sort of decent reputation with every club he goes to. What worries me is that he's currently at Dunfermline ... our feeder club! Mind you, that's unless you're talking about the other Scott Wilson, thon tall defender who's playing for Stranraer.

Mate, whilst Jimmy is in charge, there is EVERY chance of us signing the other Vietnamese Boat Boy. But I am pretty confident that the three supposedly arriving at the end of this week are NOT going to have the surname of Young

Darren?

Just watchin the Pittodrie livecam now. I'm sure I see Andriy Shevchenko. Oh hang on. Nah, it's Stuart Duff

Fuck, JC's about as subtle as a brick! Be interesting to see who the players are. I reckon the actual signing will be Lanzaat. Nae sure about the loan ... could it be Josh Walker again? No mention of the third though. But he's looking for two defenders, so probably not anyone like Gow.

I mind watching the news when Duncan Ferguson got arrested for headbutting an Arab. Some numpty in the background sang this to him as he got lead to the paddywagon. Had a wee chuckle at that!

Does this fucker have to play for EVERY team we come up against in the cups?

Metallica - Of Wolf And Man

Only managed to see the Rangers game on the tele, plus the highlights of the other two games. But from what I've seen, Mulgrew looks like a priceless capture. Pretty sturdy as well, as he doesn't seem to get knocked over very easily! And a footballer who can play with BOTH feet? Well, I never thought I'd see another Aberdeen player with this ability. Some of them (Mackie) can't play with either the left OR the right, nevermind BOTH!

Langfield for me. He was back to his clang-field worst again, I'm afraid. That touch he took from the pass from the corner was suicidal. He's just lucky there wasn't any huns snooping around upfront! Too many balls he opted to punch it out rather than catch it!

Specials - Too Much Too Young

Wanna bet, Jimmy? Remember, you let half the team go at the end of last season. But you only replaced half of them. And you've STILL not replaced the right-back you sold in January or the centre-half you lost last summer.

Jimmy Sommerville - You Make Me Feel

Nah, he'll never return to an SPL club that's not Aberdeen. So yeah, pretty high chance of seeing him play for Killie or Falkirk then

I know

Wouldn't it be awesome if Calderwood actually did say this sorta stuff in interviews. I'd love to read the articles about him then. Certainly better than the shite he comes out with just now

Is this Penis and McMoist presenting a kid with Durrant's fucked leg?

We should be so fuckin lucky! Might have a chance of actually fielding some REAL strikers if this pair are crocked!

Fuckin right! Get the venom back intae this fixture. Thank fuck Keith Wyness' plan to have Rangers and Aberdeen fans sitting next to each other at Pittodrie fell on deaf ears. I still mind a game about a decade ago where Eoin Jess and (I think) Amoruso got booked at the centre-circle just before kickoff by the ref ... a tactic by the ref to get the two then-captains to calm everything down. I miss the venom. In an attempt at rekindling it, here's some photos to get the blood boiling: (Fucktard of the highest order) (He puts the HATE in Hateley) (hit him fuckin harder than that, Darren! His knees are already fucked!!) (... and this fuckin idiot Terry Warlock can fuck off too!) (... because only one career was fucked from that day onwards, Ian!) (shoot both of these pricks for a start!) (OMG! Gazza and Durrant together on a boat?? Where's the fuckin torpedos when you need them?!) Bring on the tabloids quoting me! I care as much for these tabloid scrotums as I do for all the above "people". Bring the venom back!