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David Sylvian and Ryuichi Sakamoto - Forbidden Colours

Kylie Minogue - Wouldn't Change a Thing

It's on the BBC now that Livi have made an official complaint about a racist remark.

All the sneering guffs will still call it a "pahb league mah naahn could play in, cor blimey". If every game in the EPL finished 8-5, it would be "the best league in the world, mahte, me old cockney sparrah, guvnor!"

There was a thread started on Aberdeen-Mad back when it was busy (and useable) by a poster who pondered if it was possible to ride from Aberdeen to Norway on a jet ski. It was one of many "classic threads" on there which have been lost thanks to site upgrades. I canna mind what PS83's 'Bad Boys' were, I think they were a pair of trainers. Phoenix's 10,000th post thread was another one mentioned.

I hope he's talking shite, but that's a serious allegation to make.

Another Saturday 3 pm kick-off beckons for the Dons as they travel to deepest, darkest Ayrshire to take on struggling Kilmarnock on the 31st January. Kilmarnock have Neil McCann at the wheel (at the time of writing) and have only won twice in the league all season. We have beaten them twice already, although we were lucky in both games. Maybe it's unfounded optimism on my part after today, but I fancy us to cuff them 3-0.

Matthew fae the Spar shop, I think was another classic lost to the ages.

Could we appeal the red card or would we get punished for a "frivolous appeal"?

I didn't know about that. Mind you, I'll be a long time dead when that gets built.

I thought all our players were dicks Until they hit Livi for six Now they are great And them I don't hate Now I don't want to hit them with sticks

We could have done without Falkirk and Motherwell running riot, but at least we're above the DABs.

Aww, it's finished.

Six minutes added on, so plenty of time.

At 1-2 I was thinking the club was doomed. At 6-2 (at the time of typing), I'm thinking that we're winning the lot next season.

16 goals so far in the Scottish Premiership's 3 games.

I must have missed their other 19 goals. Unless VAR gave them.

And they tell me Scottish football is boring.

Aye, until VAR says no.

Dundee United should be kicked out of the league. Not just for this, but in general.

That's precisely why I signed up. That and the free shirt every year. And getting my name on the wall in the tunnel. I like to think it motivates the players to play well.

Is he coming over by jet ski?

Westlife - Fool Again

John Burridge is on his way.

It's also three years since that Cup game down in Ayrshire which never happened.