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I don't want to be stepping on anyone's toes, but I used to start all the match threads on Aberdeen Mad, and now I've got my feet firmly under the table here, I thought I would take the liberty of doing the same on DonsTalk. The Dons take on the league leaders at Pittodrie on Sunday 23rd November at 3 pm. Hearts haven't lost a league game all season, and have scored goals aplenty. Aberdeen have lost lots of games this season, and haven't scored many goals. Nevertheless, I fancy the Dons to win 1-0.

Queen - Ogre Battle

He talks a good game, but we will see if he gets results in the job.

Bananarama - More Than Physical

1-1. An early goal to settle the nerves, then 80-odd minutes of trying to keep the ball until the big lad, Larsen or Laudrup or whoever plays for them now gets an equaliser in the 15th minute of stoppage time. We get pumped in the play-offs, then we can only watch on next summer as Trump hands over the World Cup trophy to England's funny looking captain Harry Kane.

No.

I mind people saying last year before the Euros that Germany were shite and there for the taking...

Tina Turner... Better Be Good to Me

He has signed for Braintree Town in England and scored a goal.

All Saints - Never Ever

The Beatles - For You Blue

Too Low for Zero - Reg "Elton John" Dwight.

Nah, our fitba team will win to balance out the universe.

Eurythmics - Right by Your Side

The Simpsons - Do the Bartman

I'm just looking at the qualification tables there. Sweden are bottom of their group with one point, but could still make the World Cup Finals through the play-offs because of the Nations League. Modern fitba is a joke.

Clarke will still be picking those three long after they have retired.

Chemical Brothers - In Dust we Trust

It's an unusual move to debut a new kit in the middle of a qualifying campaign. It's nae bad, but I won't be forking out £100 for it or however much they're asking.

That was ages ago. We need some more apt Christmas songs now. "Outside it's pishing, and I'm wishing, you a happy holiday" or something like that.

And another thing, why is snow associated with Christmas? It very rarely snows at Christmas (at least not where I live), but it's all over Christmas songs, cards, films, etc.

Steps - One for Sorrow

It'll be the same old story when it comes to "do or die" Scotland games. All the hype, and then it falls apart like a pair of Primark boxer shorts.

I think we will leave padding out the honours list with minor trophies to the likes of the Summer Cup runners-up.