Kowalski

How could I forget.

We're really needing Hearts to get at least a draw against Falkirk tomorrow. We can't afford Falkirk to win their next two games, as if we win our next two games, we could have one Bobby Moore of a goal difference to claw back when we play them.

It makes you wonder why some folk go to matches if they are taking out on players who are warming up.

News just in... A big delivery of viagra is due at Parkhead today, as they haven't managed a semi all season!

Aye. I'm also only less than a mile from Pittodrie.

All home games, plus trips to Edinburgh, Cove, Munich and Madrid only came to 4638 miles as the crow flies.

Better take the Monday morning off work just in case!

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Statistics are like miniskirts... Games Goals Ratio Lovell 87 24 0.28 J. Smith 87 18 0.21 Mackie 248 51 0.21 Miller 75 14 0.19 Nicholson 116 19 0.16 Aluko 24 2 0.08 De Visscher 25 2 0.08 Severin 143 11 0.08 Diamond 151 11 0.07 Maguire 49 2 0.04 (Games = starts + subs appearances added together)

Wouldn't be the first Dandy to go to Ibrox or Parkhead that's not on the AFC database I would suggest.

I've moved from "Give him until end of season" to "Let him see out his contract".

When somebody on Aberdeen-Mad posts "the blond haired duffer" I think you'll find he's referring to Maguire. The post on Aberdeen Mad doesn't mention Stuart Duff at all.

Pinch of salt required obviously, but don't shoot the messenger! > This is genuine story from last night , honest truth no lie here > > My boss is Celtic fan , went down to game last night with 3 other Tims , > one of whos daughter was with them & goes out with Chris Maguire. > When Maguire found out 5:30pm he weren't playing sent the bird a text > saying "hope the Hoops hump they bast**ds now" & "come on the Celts" , > my boss seen the texts & told us , then after the game he was texting > the bird "gutted we lost" & "all these pri**s celebrating on the bus & > am sitting next to wan**r Calderwood" , fair enough being disappointed > at not playing but he's shi*e anyway & a little mankhy rat to boot , > told his bird he wont sign for us again , we should be chuffed eh ? > Never liked the little tw*t before , now I really hate him !!!

Crikey. We just stuck to the alcohol where I live.

I know, but the kids wouldn't have understood.

Glory hunter.

You all have permission to place your livers on standby for Europe again next season!

Do they really think they are going somewhere better than the Dons? The lure of European football again next season might tempt them to stay.

The Shamen - Move Any Mountain