Kowalski

http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/clubNewsDetail/0,,10284~1353543,00.html

I doubt Lee Miller could poach eggs to be honest. He's very much a target man.

This is what I've heard too.

So, once we've signed Kluivert and re-signed Byrne, and Seve has gone to Rangers, how does our squad look then?

Next up for me is Kendal Calling on Friday. 3 nights camping + entertainment for £55 in the Lake District! What a bargain! My must see list includes British Sea Power, Super Furry Animals, Atomic Hooligan, HerelDeduke, Lowline, Eamon Hamilton (Brakes), Tom Hingley (Inspiral Carpets), DJ Yoda, Beardy Man and EMF Should manage to see Mystery Jets and Glasvegas too Apparently Mrs Clint Boon's pies will be on sale!

Richie Byrne is posting on afc chat?

What's 20 foot long and wraps round a cunt? A turban.

Produced some of the tracks on the new Primal Scream album!

Formula for calculating the number of weeks a player at Pittodrie is out injured: n = x / (y + z) Where x is the number of weeks reported in the Evening Express (e.g. 6). Where y is the best estimate from the Pittodrie physios. Where z is the roll of a dice.

Karl Bartos - 15 Minutes of Fame

What does the 'Z' stand for?

Agree on both points!

You might want to add Smith to the list...?

Latest... ZC Zwolle 0 Aberdeen 1 McDonald 54 mins

Definitely!

The Sabres of Paradise - Smokebelch II

+1 Some of his performances were so lacklustre the paramedics were following him round with a stretcher. I hope I'm not wrong, but I cannae see him coming back to haunt us.

I don't care who we've played tonight, its good to get some goals and get some confidence back, we have more challenging friendlies coming up.

Did you think this thread was going to be about you?

Nor forgetting two foul throws in the same match!