BigAl

Ouch ya fucker, fair play. My crime is greater than Rico's as I repeated his error

WTF A BBC Scotland article was incorrect. Wish we knew someone that could ensure that doesn't happen again

Must keep up Panda obviously with insider information

GONE

Mmm, so was Duk really ill last night ? Reports circulating today that he could be off to Spain Leganes (currently top of La Liga 2) attempting to sign him pre deadline Source: Sky Sports Anything that nets us over £1m after Benfica cut and I say take the money

As someone employed in the media, you are patently far better informed and connected than me

Apparently he was meeting his partner off a flight into Aberdeen late last night, so not going to lie, when I saw he wasn't in squad tonight, I put two and two together and came up with five, thinking she was over in order to accompany him to his next destination

Back five Barron dropped Duk sold Anyone giving a fuck about tonight

Sad news this afternoon as the club have announced the passing of ex Aberdeen left back. Shewan was a no nonsense tough tackling defender that took no prisoners. I was fortunate enough to see him play for us a few times before he left the club in 1969 having made well over 200.first team appearances. RIP Ally

Defend them As the grandaddy, I was orchestrating them

Have a player racially abused= no case to answer Have fans throwing a few snowballs onto the pitch = €2,000 fine. Just another example of why the game is fucked and those in charge of it are clowns

Gartenmann to become permanent before window closes, allegedly. Source: Daily Retard

We were linked with a move for him back in the summer window Rico. "Versatile" seems to mean attacking from what I have read so far.

Killian Phillips joins on loan from Crystal Palace until end of the season. Described as a versatile midfielder

The misery to continue Out

OUT

And here we are almost THREE MONTHS on and still plodding on with a complete buffon in charge blindly leading us from one shit show to the next FFS how much more must we endure. I have actually given up commenting on match threads nowadays.

Allan, ex Motherwell I assume.

Jurgen Klopp calls time on Liverpool Away at the end of the season.

H'min, I've never had discounted rates at the fitba, yet

Nothing official on that Rico and it appears as if the source of that story is reckoned to be somewhat dubious. Expect broom cupboard photo later today

To Scottish football with Ross County

Teddy Jenks returns

Seems fair enough, although I don't want to be greedy and am going to pass on this one. Can't see there being fighting outside Pittodrie to get my six points

Six loyalty points for those that attend this game. Says all you need to know about the shit state we're in really