tom_widdows

Until it is proved mcghee can field 11 guys who all 'give a fuck' i say those votes are not just cynicism

Are you shagging camilla?

The kiss of death for many a standups 'stand up' career is getting a TV show. Well yes you get lots and lots of cash for a while but suddenly you dont have time to write new material because your too busy filming. So sooner or later you people start to get a bit pissed off with paying upwards of £50 to see you tell the same jokes they've seen you tell on TV on almost a monthly basis (thanks to channels like Dave). The double edge sword to this is with TV shoes they have to relying on 'scriptwriters' just incase they dare say anything that may upset somene (Be offended. Its good for you. It allows you to grow!!!) And as with Michael Macintyre, Frankie Boyle, Jason manford, Russell Howard, etc they're touring days will come to a halt with a bang. If they are smart they will get out while they are still at the top of their game or in the case of manford become a teatime TV host (those gigs tend to last much longer than comedy). Then of course you have the likes of Andy parsons who I still have no fucking Idea why he is even classed as a comic. Or am I weird in believing a joke is funnier when the punchline isnt explained to you? I will be interested to see what people think of peter Kays upcoming tour. After all the arrogant cunt gave himself a year to think up the jokes.

At the risk of generalising if hes a commentator for BBC sussex, UK wise hes probably never been north of Watford and until today probably 99% of his listeners couldnt point to Aberdeen on a map. But in his defence Id never heard of the name Zander till he turned up for Aberdeen. Id met a Xander as in short for Alexander but ive been assured that this is not the case with mr and mrs Diamonds boy. So there was actual commentary? I had it on Iplayer and all it seemed to be was a bit of traffic news, random stints of reports from nearby friendlies (inc ours) indispensed with music, so I went out. Tis no wonder Sportsound gets all the awards

Those shetland cunts get everywhere

Kicked off? Have the casuals and Gay Pride performers got stuck into each other? My money is on the latter because in the words of Phil davis ' Never get into a fight with a poof. They've got the strength of a man and they fight like a girl. You wont stand a fucking chance'

He had his moments...well one

When?

unless mcleish is giving us £600k to take him off their hands?

Sounds like someones broken your cockney translator

make your move? were you planning on saying hello or kidnapping the bloke?

decent squad is only half the battle getting them to stop playing like a bunch of Mizers is another matter

BBC website

Confirmed on REDweb http://www.afc.co.uk/articles/20100728/hartleys-deal-is-don_2212158_2104711

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So if it appears on the Official AFC site who will be doing the honours?

whose the boy on his lap?

Its called consistency

I think what ive been through with them since 1993 was summer up by Bill Bailey on his bewilderness tour 'Im a man...and as a man I crave disappointment.

what happens if there isnt one?

Jason Lee

who the hell is 'Foz'?