Radiored

If Those Who Want To BE Us defend LIKE Us, we'll still be fkn 2-0 doon afore the Bovril is set on a low simmer.

Canna help but think yev cast a 'jinx' on the 'chavvin on' select ... nae doot, time will tell,

Ah see the rat munchers' game also called aff .... fuck! So they'll be equally refreshed ahead o' Saturday .... if it happens.

The one which brings a smile tae ma face is at our first game re. Sevco We hate Glasgow Celtic, we hate Motherwell too. We hate Dundee Uniiiited .... but who the fuck are you? Also, wasn't there an occasion where our opponents fielded a 'Willie Miller', prompting the song "Two Willie Millers, there's fuckin two Willie Millers? .... or Am Ah gettin' confused wi Andy Goram? (forgive me )

Wi the game called aff v the Vic-Tims We've time tae work on a system. New players tae gel, Our approach v The Well, should be "heid first an fuckin' get intae 'em'

Kiliie game was a ruse. Everything the Filthy Tim foosty fuckers are analysin' is gonna head their shite team oot on the park on a fools errand. 6-0 the Dons .... Lazetic 4, Keskinen. Mitov

In the same vein as a above. Mr Mitov ..... your package has been delivered Mr Mitov ..... Delivery failed. please arrange to collect.

The ship? .... there's the problem! Just imagine ..... Shinnie has the ball ... Frame is screaming for it .... Frame receives message thus : 'Your order has been confirmed' followed by ... 'your order has been shipped' and later still ..... 'your order has been delivered' ... yeah, silly I know .... but if anyone ever finds out that a gift wrapped amazon football arrives at Pittodrie, I want to know whose name is on it ....

Holy fuck .... as painful it was to watch the latest game, are any of our obviously informed forum members able to, with confidence, suggest that any other being in place of Leven in the dugout would have changed the result? I look forward to your responses ... nae jokin!

Regardless of the absence of question marks ..... and assuming all sentences are questions, I'll answer. And to all perceived questions, I answer ... ALL If I am wrong, then something other than myself is wrong. I seriously doubt if any team, Scottish, English, European, ... fuck it .... any team on planet Trump does not have such a wide scope of potential players ..... don't let the word 'data'mean anything more than 'seen the boy play' cos, it aa come's doon tae the same thing. an' each double checked afore pen an' paper collide.

Well, what can Ah say? Does onyhtin Ah say mak a difference? Late tae the party here, but nae lang efter the 90, had tae get ma arse in a van headin' tae deepest darkest village hall ... devoid of village ... barely a hall! ... and noo able tae educate you all re content o' this latest game ...... pay attention now - particularly you scroats at the back .. There is a well used Doric word .. 'nae' which equates to the English 'No' Examples follow. Nae Shape, Nae Structure, Nae Plan, Nae Cohesion. Nae Clue, Nae Direction, Nae vision, Nae focus, Nae goals, Nae chunce. Well, as much chunce as a foosty cock expectin a blowjob.

Oh ma fkn heid ... 3-0

2-0 ...... and fkn countin'

FFS .... 1-0 Kilie ... we're fkn strugglin' here

YYAAAAASSSS!!! 6-2 ... Keskinen again

YYYAAAAASSS! .... 5-2 ... !! .... Keskinen

YYAAAAAASSSS!!! 4-2 ... Hilne-Nilsen

YYYAAAAASSSSSS!!! .... 3-2 ... Nisbet again

Yass!! ... 2-2 ... COYFR!

Jesus fuck! 1-2

Ah hope tae fuck it's WEEKS rether than months

Bollocks .. .. 0-2

...Phew! .... now come on tae fuck ye reds!

Oh ... for fuuuucks sake Mitov

Fkn shite!