Radiored

YYAAAAASSSS!! ... 2-1 .... Order has been restored

YASSSSS!! 1-1

Nae pen ... thank fuck!

Aw tae fuck .... penalty ... ? VAR check.

FFS! ... 0-1

Thanks RED TV for displaying Polvara's first name as 'ANTE'

Come on tae fuck .... it's nae difficult ... jist get it done

Ach shite .... 0-1

YYAAAASSSS!!! ... 1-0 ... Knoester ..... Ach fuck .... VAR has equalised ... 0-0 ...

Right now, the mutton molesters, Take on the frog leg digesters Will we win? I say"Oui", but if nae, Cest la vie, Jist get right in aboot the hoormesters.

Aye weel, fair enough, but it's less clear an' obvious if ye dinna follow fitba in England and elsewhere ... which I dinna.

Ah'll admit ... Ah was pretty much in favour o' VAR bein' introduced .... and ower the course o' it's implementation, Ah've generally swung in favour. But o' late? .... well, Ah'm noo swingin' the opposite wye. Was Ah wrang fae the start? .... hmm .. lets see. It's nae the delay (which is nae ideal), and it's nae the negative effect on the game's momentum (which is nae good), but the fact that wrang decisions are still bein made .... re. critical, game changin' passages o' play. Noo, pardon ma stupidity (or dinna ... see if Ah care) ... but, is it nae the case that it's purpose, and justification for the money spent, was tae ensure correct decisions were made in the interest o' fairness? ... nae tae mention the idea that, wi cameras at every angle, players would respond by bein' mair mindful o' their conduct? On the second point, VAR is, by way o' the evidence, a failure. As far as the concept, and the money spent is concerned ... was it ever a good idea tae for the 'VAR man' tae be a referee? ... Lets face it ... if we went tae a system where we had two refs on the pitch, we would still hae delays while they argued an' pondered ower decisions ... and both would be bastards whatever they agreed/disagreed aboot A referee wi' one viewpoint, bein' advised by a ref wi' various viewpoints, on paper, is a good idea ... but ... A referee, traditionally, is free tae exercise discretion. Even if two refs see the exact same action, it is natural they will disagree ... an' that's fine - except - the guy charged wi' runnin 5 miles in 90 minutes tae keep up wi the play, whilst takin (deserved) crap fae players an fans alike, bows tae the 'guy wi the eyes' .... which stifles any notion o' him havin the right tae exercise discretion. The St Mirren pen decision is a prime example. ( Ah'll nae break it doon) In conclusion, Ah'd be 'happier' a pen bein given against us, or a pen for us bein' denied on the grounds the ref didna get a right good look in the moment ... than what we are seein' way too frequently - even wi' such grand technology and expense .... at the end o' the day, it's still a ref fa maks the call. Which begs the question ... How many refs does it tak tae change a lightbulb?? ... Only one - if he's got his fkn specs on!! Onywye, dinna mind me ... Ah dinna get tae games these days ... Ah watch on the laptop ... an' if there's a 5 minute VAR check, Ah can mak a cup o' tea, maybe micro a sassidge roll, put the bins oot etc an' come back an' see fit's fit .... Ah'm nae sittin in the cauld on a day o' pishin rain wonderin 'fit the fuck Ah'm Ah daein here?" Rant over

While they're munchin' the legs aff amphibians, They wear necklaces made oot o' ingins There'll be be nae Laissez-faire When we kick derriere An' show them the road tae oblivion.

.... and the cunt scores a second

Ah said tae ma chum efter oor game finished ... it would be fkn typical if Bohun Miovski scored tae restore the filth's 5 point advantage .... maybe Ah should hae kept ma trap shut

Ah wis thinkin, maybe if VAR and the ref canna mak a decision within 60 seconds, then it could be decided by haein the captain o' each team play 'rock, paper, scissors ... best oot o' three. Would at least be entertainin'. ..... But then Ah thought, this would in itself need tae be refereed ... an' nae doot there would be calls for VAR tae check that said captains were nae cheatin' ..... takin' 4 minutes tae confirm or overturn the rock, paper, scissors result

YYYYAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!! .... fkn great goal .... Nisbet .... 3-1, game ower

Aw tae fuck .... 2-1

We've jist made top 6

YYAAASSSS!!! .... Aouchiche again

YYYAAAASSSSS!!! .... Aouchiche ... 1-0

Well, that compares favourably to '98 ... Brazil 1, Norway 7,Morocco 13, Scotland 41, ..... which I only recently discovered - which kinda mitigates the idea that our '98 WC was a 'failure'. To put it in a funny sort o' perspective, if these placings are mapped onto the Scottish League, Brazil would be Prem champions, Norway best of the bottom six, Morocco Championship toppers ..... and Scotland 2nd bottom of the 2nd Div! A win and a draw next year, and a historical first progression out of the group stages is surely achievable ... but it's Scotland! ... so fuck knows

Shiiiite! ... 3-3

YYAAAASSSSS!!! .... 3-2 .... Lazetic

Aw fack aff!! 2-2