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Walter Smith says - Haha, GIRFUY, you bitter cunt!

Aye, well done Stuart Duff. Cracking performance bar that horrendous finish.

Nobody knows

Our last Hungarian wasn't too bad and I like Hungary too. On that basis I think we should sign him.

Nik Kershaw's greatest hits.

Dénes Rósa is a Hungarian midfielder according to the below linkage. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9nes_R%C3%B3sa EDIT - More on Rósa who appears to be a forward lying midfielder http://www.expressandstar.com/2006/11/10/molineuxs-misfits-on-way/

Doh. Yer right. Fife has not produced any great institutions.

Not at all. It's forward thinking. We are talking about the region that has produced great institutions such as Kinross Sunday market. Word to all manky Fifers Mothers'.

Pervert. I once caught a bloke listening in to me shagging my burd when I was first year of Uni at Kepplestone halls. This same fucker also had this trick of after a night on the piss he would spew up on himself in bed and not bother to clean it up until he was getting up the next day. He is from Fife.

Nae enough incomers and a lot of the broader minded fokkers piss off out of the country.

Eggs-actly.

Very well delivered.

I can't remember him being too much of a liability in headcase sense for Motherwell. I don't fancy him in that I can't remember him being much more of an aggressive but average midfielder stroke forward. I really hope Calderwood is a bit smarter than this.

Hmm, not sure this news will appease the folk doubting Jimmy's transfer market prowess.

Easter plays for Wycombe innit?

It's her brother.

Flirt.

http://www.thedandies.co.uk/messageboard/index.php?topic=3737.0

He is now my favourite Dons keeper since saving me from the Nazi's.

Surrealistic Pillow by Jefferson Airplane. It's niiice, I liiike.

I was all whacked out on goofballs, it's the only way to be at festivals.

As for weird and wonderful, I went to the Wickerman Festival a couple of years back in Kircudbrightshire. Very 'alternative', if you will. Certainly a bit rough around the edges. The highlight was getting to see the great Arthur Broon whose voice is still very impressive considering his age.

I've done Sziget in Budapest for 3 out of the last 4 years. http://www.sziget.hu/festival_english It's on an island in the middle of the Danube in August. It's usually roasty toasty, has a wide variety of acts, cheaps as chips and has the best festival food I've ever sampled by far. Plus you have the added factor of having Budapest to play with as well. This year I'm off to Balaton Sound on Lake Balaton for 5 days in July. Staying in Siofok which is meant to be very lively. http://www.sziget.hu/balatonsound

I just told a Saints supporting mate we look like signing him. He responded, 'why?'