In a game against the h*n back in 94 or 95, we were stood in the South stand reasonably close to the front, certainly within shouting distance of the players, so any time any the h*n players was anywhere near us my mate would volley some abuse at them, as you do.
Started off with "fuck off juke box Durie ye dick", followed by "fuck off Laudrup you Danish dildo!", these all got plenty of laughs but when he roared at Hateley "fuck off Hateley ye hysterectomy" it caused a different type of laughter and a bit of head scratching. You probably had to be there.