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Can't wait for some of the more rotund sections of our support doing impressions of a box of Ferrero Rocher

Definitely not whelmed or above by our signings so far. Time will tell, but there's nothing in any of these players' provenance that excites the mind.

They all missed. Utd missed every. Single. Penalty.

Pawlett first. Waiting for him to fall over when he touches the ball.

2 brutal teams, 1 terrible referee. Can we relegate all 3?

We’re playing our B-team through injuries and they still need to be handed 2 non-penalties to beat us.

1-1

Decking decking decking yaas. This makes me happy.

Decking yaas! Just seen the score

BBC commentary is absolutely dreadful. Too busy gushing about Lennon, Celtic's home record, and a whole host of anecdotal irrelevancies to even bother describing what's actually happening on the pitch.

Didnt even realise he was playing Aberdeen 2012 reserve team up next against Caley - Mark Reynolds, Peter Pawlett, Cammy Smith, Fraser Fyvie, Nicky Clark all start.

Can only think we should have won that. Reasonably confident about the replay at their pit though, it holds no fear for us now.

hae a simmie

First of morelos's yellow cards already

Decking... My tablet censoring me.

Decking yaas. Cosgrove 1-0 penalty. What a start

Nice tag, but perhaps we need to up the minimum standard of effort to get official troll status, this feels like the bar has been set too low.

Back on topic... Scotsman seem convinced we were both in for Morgan and that he's going to Sunderland instead, no direct quotes though: https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/competitions/scottish-cup/aberdeen-set-to-lose-out-to-sunderland-in-bid-for-lewis-morgan-1-4863894 They also seem to think we have proposed a 3 year deal for Greg Stewart, based on how he performs for the rest of the season. Scotsman, pinch of salt etc, but both interesting and January window related

Worst haiku ever.

No mobile skin as far as I'm aware, I'd second the call for enabling one though - would've thought the forum software behind the site would have that option, and this site is a bit of a pain in the McGhee to view on a phone/tablet.

Oot Oot The best the World Wide Web can offer oot 3-1 (cosgrove, Stewart, Logan) 16,883.5

I hear the pitch is being moved 15m vertically, new stand will be underneath

If you're looking for a new home I've a bridge you can buy.

Straight back into the team for today

You actually paid over 500 quid to Mensa? I guess that's one intelligence test you didn't pass