Gervaise_Brookhampster

My mates the manager o Theologians. I used to love a kick a boot in the Northfield pitchies, we started a team .....Heatheryfold and entered a Sunday "friendly" league at Shedocksley. Think I lasted one season and couldn't be arsed getting out of bed on a Sunday morning so packed it in.......we were shite anyway

That looks the buisness, having a curry the night as well, hope it tastes as good as yours looks.

It was a battered auld transit van that picked us up fae the Blue Star (think thats what it was called) Garage at the bottom o Anderson drive....And aye the packed lunch was eaten by the time I got to the Murdos roundabout

I never got picked, i was too small Which is stupid really cause I was closer to the tatties than the big lanky cunts.

God Malaga min, gets you in the feels that story. Have a simmie

Face isn't bad in my opinion, and body looks nice, I certainly would.

You dinnastill have her number Malaga do you? THe winner of that competition would get it! Contestant number 1 not so much!

A Greek Islands cruise is great, we visited some lovely islands... Santorini, Rhodes, Corfu, Mykonos, Kefalonia also Venice and Dubrovnik, then back onboard for a dump in a reliable clean toilet!

Not in a sexual way but this song seemed to be a milestone in my growing up.

Awww fuck man, and I'd just booked my holidays for 2017 Also think rocket scientist will be struggling to get the good out of that new TV package between now and armagedon.

I believe i witnessed this dance in Villas back in the day, I never did it....... I never danced ever, I thought I was too cool for that shinanigans.

Buc can just imagine you wearing some high waisted flares and platform shoes strutting your stuff on the dance floor back in the day.

Aye fae me, bonnie enough quine , might be slow to get going but after a few wines I think she would be a right goer.

Wow looks good min ..........8 hours! It must have been falling apart, got me thinking I funcie a steak now with a peppercorn sauce, maybe done the more traditional 5 minutes either side wi chips method.

Imagine her about to sit on your face, what a way to go.

It was alright, I was half cut so I was getting a bit confused, it would have probably been better If I knew exactly what was going on

Just watched her in Suicide Squad mmmmmmmmm hot as fuck!

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I don't see why not, it's a yes fae me.

Sippins for poofs, real mannies quaff

"So" at the beginning of a sentence when it's not needed. Also hate when folk say they fell on the floor ootside, that was the ground you fell on, the floor is inside.

Then ..... aye till the neighbours complained about the smell. Now ...... No too auld

Mixed emotions there, great that he's starting what could be a brilliant life in a beautiful place but not being able to see him properly for years would be a bastard. At least in this day and age you have skype, facetime etc.....That wont make up for the simple pleasures of going to the pub with him or giving him a hug, christ I miss my kids when they go away for a weekend I'd give anything to go back to the time when I was pushing the double buggy Just have to save your money and get a nice holiday doon under asap!

Nae my type at all, It would be like shagging her deed brother, I'll pass

Me of coarse ....but you knew that