Pumped out of Olympics in first round from some unknown Chinese Taipie player in straight sets.  He can be British this week then!!

I'm Scottish and I want him to fail. Not desperate, just want.

 

He's a morose boring fuck of a man who plays computer games.

 

And his mummy is a sex starved freak.

 

He is very complimentary about you though Rocket.

Second match in a row he's had a nightmare first set, only to come storming back.

 

Think he's got Ferrer in the quarters, going to be a tough one!

I'm Scottish and I want him to fail. Not desperate, just want.

 

He's a morose boring fuck of a man who plays computer games.

 

And his mummy is a sex starved freak.

 

It's painfully obvious that you're sexually attracted to his mother. Which is strange because she's quite masculine. You can't seem to stop talking about her even when no one else is. It's actually quite similar to your Jimmy Calderwood obsession. Starting to wonder about you, Rocket!

 

The fact he plays computer games is the reason you want him to fail? Fit nonsense.  I don't give a shit what he does with his spare time or how boring or exciting a person he is. I support him because he's the home hope. Just like I did when it was Tim Henman that we had our home hopes pinned on.

It's painfully obvious that you're sexually attracted to his mother. Which is strange because she's quite masculine. You can't seem to stop talking about her even when no one else is. It's actually quite similar to your Jimmy Calderwood obsession. Starting to wonder about you, Rocket!

 

The fact he plays computer games is the reason you want him to fail? Fit nonsense.  I don't give a shit what he does with his spare time or how boring or exciting a person he is. I support him because he's the home hope. Just like I did when it was Tim Henman that we had our home hopes pinned on.

 

Speak for yersel min - English wank!

It's painfully obvious that you're sexually attracted to his mother. Which is strange because she's quite masculine. You can't seem to stop talking about her even when no one else is. It's actually quite similar to your Jimmy Calderwood obsession. Starting to wonder about you, Rocket!

 

The fact he plays computer games is the reason you want him to fail? Fit nonsense.  I don't give a shit what he does with his spare time or how boring or exciting a person he is. I support him because he's the home hope. Just like I did when it was Tim Henman that we had our home hopes pinned on.

Nothing is ever painfully obvious to a young man who likes Coldplay, is teetotal, backs Henman and can't afford his own flat.

 

 

I'd shag her.

I'd shag her.

 

I think she'd have cause to be seriously concerned if you wouldn't 

I reckon I would too.

 

Tidy Tex Ritter on it.

Nothing is ever painfully obvious to a young man who likes Coldplay, is teetotal, backs Henman and can't afford his own flat.

 

 

I must have dreamt the whole having an offer accepted and entry date arrangement thing then. 

 

Teetotal aye. Alcohol tastes like shite.

Djokovic's bint is outstanding!!

 

The stoopid fucking specs she was wearing today made her look like a fucking clown.

The stoopid fucking specs she was wearing today made her look like a fucking clown.

 

OK, she's minging then.

I'd shag her.

OK, she's minging then.

 

 

Aye because that's what I said. 

 

 

 

Aye because that's what I said. 

 

Aw precious because Murray got handed his arse today?

Aw precious because Murray got handed his arse today?

 

Actually did better than I'd expected. Ferrer was always favourite, but I was surprised that Murray actually had the game to beat him. Just didn't have the form. Played the better tennis AND the worse tennis, Ferrer's consistency saw him safe.

 

Surprised also that it's Ferrer's first time in the semis!

Aw precious because Murray got handed his arse today?

 

 

Not at all. I never expected him to get past Ferrer. Just you speaking your stupid shit. 

 

Not at all. I never expected him to get past Ferrer. Just you speaking your stupid shit. 

 

Pumped Davydenko 6-1 6-1 6-4 in round 1 at Wimbledon. He played some of the best tennis I've ever seen him play.

 

Although it's unclear at this stage if Davydenko threw the match or not. 

If Murray was that good I'd say it is pretty clear.

Pumped Davydenko 6-1 6-1 6-4 in round 1 at Wimbledon. He played some of the best tennis I've ever seen him play.

 

Although it's unclear at this stage if Davydenko threw the match or not. 

 

He did play some extraordinary tennis yesterday, well done Murray!

If Murray was that good I'd say it is pretty clear.

 

 

Woosh?

Nope. If Murray was that good I presume he hammered him fair and square. No idea where the whoosh comes from.

Nope. If Murray was that good I presume he hammered him fair and square. No idea where the whoosh comes from.

 

You're right. Murray did hammer him fair and square. I was poking fun at Davydenko's previous for match fixing. Wasn't seriously suggesting it for a second though.

So, er, Nadal out!

So, er, Nadal out!

 

indeed!

 

I only caught the last half of the 5th set but Nadal had no presence at all. His fitness has looked suspect for the last year or so, so maybe he can't do the Garros/Wimbledon quick turnaround any more like he could previously. And if it comes down to picking one, he's always going to choose Garros to spunk his beans.

 

Ramps up the pressure on Murray now without question!