I see this avid cake fancier got a guitar case in the mush  But more importantly wyowyn?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who the fuck is that?

 

Don't they keep fat wifies inside anymore.

 

What an absolute monster.

 

NO

No thank you!

 

 

I know a certain poster that will be in his element with her.

 

Wont mention name tho

No thank you!

 

 

I know a certain poster that will be in his element with her.

 

Wont mention name tho

 

 

That be auld buc .

Absolutely she's got big boobs that's a great start the bigger the better even down to the knees I know I know something not right .

I absolutely abhor violence against women, using a guitar case is a new one on me I have to admit.

 

That said, If he had inserted said guitar case down her throat to prevent her caterwauling I would consider it apublic service as opposed to gratuitous violence.

 

I'd also rather hump the guitar case

 

Naw

That is just gross, so I'll pass and leave her to those of that particular delectation i.e. Buc 

What does she do for a living now anyone know.

What does she do for a living now anyone know.

 

Eat 

What does she do for a living now anyone know.

 

Is it Michelle McManus (with emphasis on the anus)? If so, I heard her on radio Scotland th'ither wik. Just happened to turn it on and despite the pish music, I wasn't totally offended by her presenting so that's an achievement (nae for her obviously, who widnae gie a fuck).

Eat 

 

Partial to a Pie eating contest?

Swiped her right on tinder once. No match.

 

True story.

How many swipes did it take to get her arse to disappear from view?

 

Swiped her right on tinder once. No match.

 

True story.

 

Not sure what you mean 

 

Did you date her.