http://www.afc.co.uk/articles/20120530/jonny-hayes-agrees-deal-with-dons_2212158_2791689

 

This guy's on the longest holiday ever.

He's signed for Club 12.

He's signed for Club 12.

 

Fucking cunts

He's signed for Club 12.

 

ABERDEEN FC boss Craig Brown was today still confident they will sign Inverness Caley Thistle winger Jonny Hayes.

 

The 24-year-old has still to pen a contract at Pittodrie.

 

That is despite Aberdeen FC announcing Hayes had agreed a two-year deal three weeks ago.

 

Brown said: “We have done our best to get Hayes".

Predictable.

 

Thorough fuck up.

Predictable.

 

Thorough fuck up.

 

^^^^^^^^^

 

This unfortunately

 

Al, if Hayes doesn't sign, some cunt must be due a p45, this could end up being a horrific mistake and a completely avoidable one at that.

Al, if Hayes doesn't sign, some cunt must be due a p45, this could end up being a horrific mistake and a completely avoidable one at that.

 

Completely, we all knew how this was going to play out. Why announce a signing which hasn't been made?!?

Al, if Hayes doesn't sign, some cunt must be due a p45, this could end up being a horrific mistake and a completely avoidable one at that.

 

Totally agree mate, a head on a platter will be the only acceptable outcome of a monumental fuck up. I still struggle to comprehend why you would announce something like this to the public without the X on the dotted line

Totally agree mate, a head on a platter will be the only acceptable outcome of a monumental fuck up. I still struggle to comprehend why you would announce something like this to the public without the X on the dotted line

 

Aye, SACK THE BOARD!

 

...Oh hud on!

 

Al, if Hayes doesn't sign, some cunt must be due a p45, this could end up being a horrific mistake and a completely avoidable one at that.

 

Which would presumably be Duncan Frazer and/or whoever is responsible for press communications.

 

We've all long bemoaned the EE's succulent lamb attitude as well as their baseless gibberish. This story shows exactly why companies etc and the media writing about them need the highest professional standards, otherwise everyone ends up looking the cunt.

Rumblings of this being confirmed today...

Rumblings of this being confirmed today...

 

Is this happening before or after we sack Brown and Knox, bring in Adams and enter administration?

Aberdeen FC, Tyrone Smith, Chris Harvey and Liam McLeod all saying its happening tonight as hes doing his medical just now.

 

Seriously in shock that first we've had the balls to say no to newco and now (95%) havent cocked up saying about Hayes too early as well.

Welcome aboard!

Club statement: “Jonny Hayes is this afternoon at Pittodrie and subject to the completion of his medical and paperwork he will be unveiled as an Aberdeen player at a press conference this evening at 5.30pm.”

It was never in doubt.

It was never in doubt.

 

Aye right 

 

Good signing if we actually utilise him correctly

This is turning into a decent week, Hayes signing and England out the euros.  Have I forgotten anything else? 

 

Better Juan:

 

Welcome to Aiberdeen, stick in loon. 

Peachy. Get in!

Johnny, Johhny, Hayes!