DT Politics Thread

[blinlemon]

On 21/02/2026 at 22:33, Bukta Bertie said:

Nigel Garage on a jolly in the Indian Ocean (think that's where it is but I can't be bothered doing an internet search) how ridiculous.

None of the right wing cranks who are making such a massive fuss over the Chagos Islands sketch had even heard of the place before and now it's all about helping the Chagosians.

University of Wikipedia glecks.

 

 

The wanker got to the Maldives and was told Chagos was out of bounds for him as it’s a military island and he disna have the credentials. The idea of his arriving by a small boat and being telt to fuck off delights me. 

[Bukta Bertie]

45 minutes ago, blinlemon said:

The wanker got to the Maldives and was told Chagos was out of bounds for him as it’s a military island and he disna have the credentials. The idea of his arriving by a small boat and being telt to fuck off delights me. 

Publicity stunt. Same MO as Greta Thunberg heading for Gaza in the flotilla knowing fine well the Jews wouldn't let her in aboot. 

[Mason89]

4 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

Publicity stunt. Same MO as Greta Thunberg heading for Gaza in the flotilla knowing fine well the Jews wouldn't let her in aboot. 

Greta Thunberg provides the most valuable service of any human being that’s alive today. She’s great with all the save the planet stuff but her god given talent is outing wankers.

You can learn absolutely everything about a person based on their opinion of her 

[Bukta Bertie]

2 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Greta Thunberg provides the most valuable service of any human being that’s alive today. She’s great with all the save the planet stuff but her god given talent is outing wankers.

You can learn absolutely everything about a person based on their opinion of her 

So it wasn't a publicity stunt. She didn't realise she wouldn't be allowed to reach Gaza. Of course she knew. She isn't stupid.

First you called me a racist merely on the back of a legitimate question I raised. Now you've decided I'm hating on Thunberg when I've actually highlighted her ability to make the most of the publicity she knew she would attract in a vital propaganda war.

You really need to stop rushing to make judgements. Take a breath and think a little before diving in with both feet. I get that you don't like me and that's fine but at least don't like me for valid reasons. 

Learn to master your impulsiveness 

[Mason89]

You give off the impression you type with your forehead 

[Bukta Bertie]

Just now, Mason89 said:

You give off the impression you type with your forehead 

Childish insults now. You're better than that. 

[Mason89]

I’m really not 

[swaddon]

In other politics news, Peter Mandelson has been arrested.

[Mason89]

Life comes at you fast Mandy 

[Bukta Bertie]

33 minutes ago, swaddon said:

In other politics news, Peter Mandelson has been arrested.

About bloody time. Hopefully he'll go on to eventually be charged. Ditto Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. 

[Bukta Bertie]

There's something very dodgy about Sir Lindsay Harvey Hoyle.

Very dodgy indeed.

[Jupiter]

10 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

There's something very dodgy about Sir Lindsay Harvey Hoyle.

Very dodgy indeed.

What?

[Bukta Bertie]

Cash and corruption is involved.

Nothing sexually deviant as far as I know. 

[Mason89]

This is absolutely desperate. 

[Bukta Bertie]

33 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

This is absolutely desperate. 

Yes I was shown that and at first thought it must be a fake but it turns out it's real. Shocking. 

[Bukta Bertie]

Anyone bothered about who wins in the Gorton and Denton By-election tonight?

 

 

[Jupiter]

3 hours ago, Bukta Bertie said:

Anyone bothered about who wins in the Gorton and Denton By-election tonight?

 

 

Anybody but the Greens, they're batsh!t crazy.

[Mason89]

I’d quite like the Greens to win. They’re the only sane party running 

[TheDonbytheDee]

It doesn't really matter who wins, nothing will change.

Would be funny if deform didn't win it and if our known right wing poster thinks the Greens are batshit crazy, then they'll do for me.

 

[Bukta Bertie]

9 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

I’d quite like the Greens to win. They’re the only sane party running 

You're at it. Scamp.

[Elgindon]

That Zach Polanski,politics aside,just looks like a creep IMO. 

[Mason89]

40 minutes ago, Elgindon said:

That Zach Polanski,politics aside,just looks like a creep IMO. 

Ted Bundy didn’t. 

If there was any dirt on Polanski at all, we would all know about it by now. 

[Bukta Bertie]

9 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Ted Bundy didn’t. 

If there was any dirt on Polanski at all, we would all know about it by now. 

He'll not only be balls deep in dirt he'll be fifty feet under it but like Motherwell he's the media's darling for now so it'll be kept hush hush. For the time being.

Eventually they'll turn on him and bits and pieces will be released.

 

[RicoS321]

1 hour ago, Elgindon said:

That Zach Polanski,politics aside,just looks like a creep IMO. 

Between him, Farage, Starmer, Swinney and Badenoch, I think the creepometer would barely move.

[Mason89]

15 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

He'll not only be balls deep in dirt he'll be fifty feet under it but like Motherwell he's the media's darling for now so it'll be kept hush hush. For the time being.

Eventually they'll turn on him and bits and pieces will be released.

 

He’s the media’s darling? FFS