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[tlg1903]

Tinpot fc strike again. The jokes just write themselves on this one. 

[BigAl]

On 18/06/2025 at 20:15, tlg1903 said:

Tinpot fc strike again. The jokes just write themselves on this one. 

Not sure how I missed one at the time but this is fucking brilliant 

[Elgindon]

Dearie me,just noticed this...haha

[Jute]

Following on from the Caravan Park sponsors of training kit the gift that keeps on giving have released these strips.

 

That purple mess isn’t their keeper strip it’s actually their away strip. 

[RicoS321]

2 hours ago, Jute said:

Following on from the Caravan Park sponsors of training kit the gift that keeps on giving have released these strips.

 

That purple mess isn’t their keeper strip it’s actually their away strip. 

That's a lot of crack being smoked at boardroom level 

[Jute]

16 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

That's a lot of crack being smoked at boardroom level 

In Dundee I thought that was a given.

[Slim]

I like the addition of the two wee guys at the back, so short that you can’t see their shirts, in a photo shoot to promote their shirts.

[manc_don]

12 hours ago, Jute said:

Following on from the Caravan Park sponsors of training kit the gift that keeps on giving have released these strips.

 

That purple mess isn’t their keeper strip it’s actually their away strip. 

I genuinely thought it was their keepers shirt. Ouch.

[Jute]

2 minutes ago, manc_don said:

I genuinely thought it was their keepers shirt. Ouch.

I had assumed it was their keepers shirt but apparently it’s their third kit. 

[Slim]

Is it a coincidence that it's the same colour of lucky heather?

[Reekie_Red]

On 27/06/2025 at 06:25, Jute said:

 

 

They all look really chuffed to be in this photo 

[Panda]

On 26/06/2025 at 19:25, Jute said:

Following on from the Caravan Park sponsors of training kit the gift that keeps on giving have released these strips.

 

That purple mess isn’t their keeper strip it’s actually their away strip. 

 

19 hours ago, manc_don said:

I genuinely thought it was their keepers shirt. Ouch.

 

19 hours ago, Jute said:

I had assumed it was their keepers shirt but apparently it’s their third kit. 

Am I being whooshed here?

That is their goalkeepers modelling the goalkeepers strip

[RicoS321]

5 hours ago, Panda said:

 

 

Am I being whooshed here?

That is their goalkeepers modelling the goalkeepers strip

Where are their gloves?

[Slim]

I see Dundee Utd have been caught defrauding the taxpayer with dodgy R&D claims, could be on the hook for up to £2m if I'm reading this correctly:

https://taxpolicy.org.uk/2025/07/31/dundee-united-rd-claim/

[tlg1903]

Yeah saw that earlier.  With the kind of losses they have been operating the past 5 years that ain't going to be easy to pay. 

[BigAl]

Am I alone in hoping that they win this evening.

Let's be honest, they are going fucking nowhere in European competition anytime soon but don't need them losing to a team from Luxembourg for the sake of the coefficient.

Having said that, if they did, I reserve the right to laugh my socks off 

[tlg1903]

According to Scotlands coefficient we need a minimum of 4 teams into the league phase to stay in the top 15 and thus keep 5 euro spots.  Yeah, I want utd to win.  Want hibs to win too

[RicoS321]

Fuck the coefficient. 

That is a spectacular document utd have provided. This is the equivalent of the deadco soliciting advice from the lad who made porn films. Thon ZLX firm have clearly come in and promised to reduce their tax bill and Utd's directors have given them carte blanche to do so, without any basic due diligence. I don't think that incompetence will be a possible defence for the Utd board like, they'll likely face fines. I don't agree with the taxpolicy blog's assertions that players, chefs and analysts couldn't apportion a good chunk of their salaries to the various projects, but that is totally irrelevant as "projects" such as nutrition and analytics are clearly an operational cost of a football club, and definitely not R&D. You'd have to be a con artist to suggest that they were. Which will probably turn out to be true in the case of these consultants. Hope Utd didn't pay them a fortune.