It's not all bad for Dons.. at least they can flog tossed-away scarves
Don't know about you but I wasn't too surprised to see Aberdeen getting gubbed by Raith Rovers on Tuesday night.
After all, the writing was surely on the wall just three days earlier when the dismal Dons could only draw with Celtic.
To be honest, it breaks my heart to see the once mighty Aberdeen in such a hellish state. I've had a wee soft spot for the Dons ever since their greatest ever team turned on the style at Fir Park just a few weeks before their 1983 European Cup Winners' Cup triumph.
If memory serves (I was only a 14-year-old boy at the time) it was a re-arranged midweek match and, after being quite rightly applauded on to the park by the Motherwell players and fans, Gordon Strachan & Co played some lovely exhibition stuff as they strolled to a 3-0 win.
Changed days, eh? I watched the full game going into the BBC the other night and Aberdeen were a truly sorry sight.
Particularly when you consider Raith Rovers had to contend with illness, injuries and suspensions, while another key player - Mark Campbell - was lying in hospital after a car crash 24 hours before the match.
To be brutally honest, though, considering what the Dons contributed to this tie, I reckon the Kirkcaldy club could have fielded 11 rolls of linoleum and still sailed through to the next round.
You know it's getting grim for the Aberdeen fans when one of them - BBC Sportsound's Richard Gordon - received a sympathetic text live on air ... from Murdo MacLeod.
After his heart scare, poor old Murdo was probably thinking: "Aye, there's always somebody worse off than yourself."
Of course, it wasn't such a bad night for the Aberdeen board. At full-time, they had lots of scarves to gather up that can now be sold second-hand in the club shop.
On a more serious note, the knuckle-dragger who spat on Mark McGhee should be strapped to a seat at Pittodrie and forced to watch every game from now until the end of the season.
You simply can't condone that sort of barbaric behaviour and that's why I am insisting the punishment fits the crime.
Perhaps someone from the club should also attempt to track down Donald Trump and remind him football is Scotland's real national sport.
Instead of plunging £1billion into some poncey golf resort a few miles north of Pittodrie, what about coaxing the US zillionaire to bankroll a Dons revival?
I'd love to see some sort of huge investment at Pittodrie as, in my book, Aberdeen are the only club you can seriously contemplate challenging the Old Firm and freshening up Scottish football. It's a huge city which, unlike Dundee and Edinburgh, has very few Celtic and Rangers fans.
They've got a big support and it's hard to think of a better example of a sleeping giant.
But without a major cash injection, I don't think it's too far-fetched to imagine Aberdeen eventually being relegated from the SPL.
And that's when the nightmare would really begin. Well, imagine what it would be like if they had to play a First Division team EVERY week.