.....that would mean a 10 page thread on other chatsites lusting for his blood.

 

Apparently he:

 

1.  Left the top off the toothpaste he borrowed from Zander Diamond whilst at Easter Road at the weekend.

 

2.  Only left a 50p tip when he was overheard saying "that wiz fine".

 

3.  Hopped into the 10-Or-Less queue at Tesco when we all know you get 12 tins of lager in a case.

 

4.  Went to view a car he'd spotted on Autotrader then kicked the tyres with his hands in his pockets.

 

5.  ..............

22. He could run a football club website for somwhat less than 500 a month.

 

 

Wonder what that's in referance to....

 

Wonder what that's in referance to....

 

He's cheap?

23.  He fought the law and the law won.

10. He put the ram in the ramalamadingdong.

 

26. He put de lime in de coconut

27.  He looked back in anger.

28. He sure plays a mean pinball

29.  Him and Spengler crossed the beams.

30. He thought of Mr Staypuft

32.  He only gets 3 points for a win and 1 for a draw.

33. He invented the fourth way.

35. And on the 6th day he...

36. He likes to move it move it, he likes to move it move it.

37.  He denied having a copy of Fly Fishing by J.R. Hartley when some old codger phoned his bookstore.

38.  He can sing "I said a hip hop, The hippie to the hippie, The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it, To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat" without taking a breath.

39. He could do it in any style anyone could possibly think of.

40. He appointed Alex Miller and the 12 million debt is his taxi bill.

 

41.  He looks both ways when crossing a one way street, just in case.

42. He knows all 4 verses of God Save The King

43. Do, Do, Do, the funky gibbon

 

47. He took two bottles into the shower.

dude i thought 44 came after 43 

48. He deleted 44, 45 & 46

43. He saved the last dance for me.