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Guest Nellie The Don
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bloo_toon_red / BTR seems to have done a Lucan.

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bloo_toon_red / BTR seems to have done a Lucan.

 

I didn't know BTR had a nanny!  :o

  • 1 month later...
BobbyBiscuit
Posted

Superstar Tradesman

???

 

He's away finding himself, sticking it to the man and being the god damn coolest dude out there. He's a man of the world, don't you know?

 

He's holidaying in Dundee.

BrownyBrown
Posted

Heaven forbid anyone should actually have a life and not go anywhere near a football forum during the close season!

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I heard is ma cut off his broadband after she got a nasty bill due to his excessive downloading of Midget porn.

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I heard is ma cut off his broadband after she got a nasty bill due to his excessive downloading of Midget porn.

 

Surely midget porn is a lot smaller to download?

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Surely midget porn is a lot smaller to download?

 

Only serves to highlight the extent of his problem.

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ST spotted at the Farmfoods on Gt Northern Rd today with a bag of 50 mini sausage rolls shoved up his jumper and St Machar Academy was on lunch.

 

FAIL!

 

It's the school holidays ;)

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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Heaven forbid anyone should actually have a life and not go anywhere near a football forum during the close season!

 

Well, quite. 

Superstar Tradesman
Posted

He's away finding himself, sticking it to the man and being the god damn coolest dude out there. He's a man of the world, don't you know?

 

He's holidaying in Dundee.

 

I heard is ma cut off his broadband after she got a nasty bill due to his excessive downloading of Midget porn.

 

ST spotted at the Farmfoods on Gt Northern Rd today with a bag of 50 mini sausage rolls shoved up his jumper and St Machar Academy was on lunch.

 

Slow week lads?  :-\

 

Greetings from the middle of the Baltic Sea btw.  It's not quite living up to it's name.

 

It's practically balmy compared to the Dick Donald on a Tuesday night.

 

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BobbyBiscuit
Posted

Slow week lads?  :-\

 

Greetings from the middle of the Baltic Sea btw.  It's not quite living up to it's name.

 

 

 

Yes. Any other daft questions?

 

Last time I was at the Baltic Sea it really was living up to it's name.  Where have you got to so far?

El Padre™
Posted

Slow week lads?  :-\

 

Greetings from the middle of the Baltic Sea btw.  It's not quite living up to it's name.

 

It's practically balmy compared to the Dick Donald on a Tuesday night.

 

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Dundee looks quite nice this time of year, what sort of activities have you indulged in?

 

Superstar Tradesman
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Skag.  Any other daft questions?

 

So far it's been Oslo, Gothenburg, Malmo, Copenhagen, Roskilde, Kalmar, Oskarhamn, Visby.

 

Just had grilled salmon and a bottle of plonk for lunch.  This not working shit rocks.  :thumbsup:

 

Should be docking in Nynashamn shortly then it's onto Stockholm for the next few nights.

 

Or Farmfoods on Gt Northern Rd.

 

Or Dundee.

 

Can't decide.

BobbyBiscuit
Posted

Skag.  Any other daft questions?

 

So far it's been Oslo, Gothenburg, Malmo, Copenhagen, Roskilde, Kalmar, Oskarhamn, Visby.

 

Just had grilled salmon and a bottle of plonk for lunch.  This not working shit rocks.   :thumbsup:

 

Should be docking in Nynashamn shortly then it's onto Stockholm for the next few nights.

 

Or Farmfoods on Gt Northern Rd.

 

Or Dundee.

 

Can't decide.

 

Sounds good. Let's hope you find your sense of humour on your travels!

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Cant find what you have never had! Ask minijc about his penis  :wave:

It's big, I can see it now I have trimmed back a bit. :thumbsup:
El Padre™
Posted

It's big, I can see it now I have trimmed back a bit. :thumbsup:

 

PICS PLZ.

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

Did you receive my message BigAl ? I'm not sure if it sent or not and I only noticed the save button untill too late ( Typical of me ) and I just didn't want to send another in case I looked a fool.Lets be honest,thats not difficult for me.

 

Plus my profile refused to accept my avatar and I just about gave up.

 

Anyway I'm back,if the wife lets me play that is.

 

:hammer:

Posted

Message received Arty and replied.

 

Now you're back we might have to resurrect the "Arty of the Week" award :thumbsup:

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It's a fine award to receive with a long and distinguished History.

 

Strangely enough,in the later days,a lot of young brain dead posters managed to out muscle even some of my own mind boggling drivel !

 

My own award was becoming increasingly harder to win !

 

I'm sure I'll scrape a few victories soon though.

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