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Saturday 20th April 2024:  kick-off 12.30pm

Scottish Cup Semi-Final - Aberdeen v Celtic

🔴⚪️ Come on you Reds! ⚪🔴

Seve Scores

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Aren`t we due a thunderbolt soon from our Captain Marvel?


Got a funny feeling it could be tomorrow.


Take Care!





Dear Mr Bass,


I write with regard to your recent question concerning Captain Marvel.


It is with great sadness that i must inform you that Russell Anderson left last summer, to join Sunderland.  He's since joined Burnley on loan, where he's damaged his cruciate ligament and is out for a year.


I don't think he'll be scoring for Aberdeen anytime soon, let alone scoring a thunderbolt.


Get it right up ye,



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has he recovered from the injury he picked up at the tattie bowel?


Just in to the dons talk fax machine

Dear Mr. fatjim,


Our lawyers inform us that the head of the Irish church, the Irish government and the pope himself have complained over your use of the phrase "tattie bowel". (Hopefully you meant "bowl", as "tattie bowel", was a medical condition from the time of the famine.)


We hope you acknowledge that this allows us to spill some utter tripe about the 'ibrox song' next time our sides meet.




D. Finlay QC, unt

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