Faces you'd like to punch

[Piddler]

Brought down the Hat after Bri bullied him

[Suez]

Gone for good like?

 

Colin Hendry

[Donofanewera]

Gone for good like?

 

Colin Hendry

 

Is he the strange Dundee lad who used to be on Abmad?

[tom_widdows]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51119236

 

 

 

This horrible creature

 

Whats she ever done to warrant a mention on this list?

[redordead]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51119236

 

 

 

This horrible creature

 

Weirdly I get it, she's just really annoying. Like a footballing diving McCall.

[tup1]

Piddler

[Slim]

Scott Arfield while doing that fucking salute.

[tup1]

Bebo from AFC Chat.

[Kowalski]

[Nellie The Don]

[Don Julio]

I can’t post a picture and don’t know what he looks like, but if it’s possible to want to punch a voice, I’m nominating Gavin “J” Baxter of the ABZ podcast. Insufferable.

I’d pay good money to listen to a version of that with him edited out. The other two seem fine enough.

[Ajja]

I’ll be having my routine Sunday gripe at the two baldies on Sunday Brunch tomorrow while my wife watches. I would never tire of punching those two inept excuses for TV presenters. 

[Mason89]

My celebrity punch will always be Marti Pellow. I loathe that smug Bankie arsehole

Darren McGarvey is running him close though. Rentabam for every media outlet 

[DonUnder]

It's a very big list but for the quality of Audio it would produce Farage would have to top the list.

 

Like hitting a frog with a 2 iron

[TheDonbytheDee]

6 hours ago, Mason89 said:

My celebrity punch will always be Marti Pellow. I loathe that smug Bankie arsehole

 

I was watching an old top of the pops on Friday night and said the same thing to my Wife, when he appeared. Likes a lot of females, she likes him.

[swaddon]

Ed Sheeran is someone who I would gladly batter until I collapsed with exhaustion.

Shite singer who rips off other people's songs to make his own shite songs.

[Bukta Bertie]

My list could go on forever so I'll restrict myself to five per day :

Matt Goodwin, Andrew Bowie, Liam Kerr, Douglas Ross and Patrick Christys.

[Bukta Bertie]

On 14/12/2025 at 02:27, DonUnder said:

It's a very big list but for the quality of Audio it would produce Farage would have to top the list.

 

Like hitting a frog with a 2 iron

That reminds me of a childhood memory. When I was about eight I found a crow in a field, it had a broken wing or maybe it was just old. Whatever the reason it couldn't fly away. I dropped a heavy stone on it. This resulted in the crow making an odd noise. I continued to drop the big stone on it to hear the noise again and again. Eventually it stopped makeing the noise. It was dead. 

[RicoS321]

19 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

That reminds me of a childhood memory. When I was about eight I found a crow in a field, it had a broken wing or maybe it was just old. Whatever the reason it couldn't fly away. I dropped a heavy stone on it. This resulted in the crow making an odd noise. I continued to drop the big stone on it to hear the noise again and again. Eventually it stopped makeing the noise. It was dead. 

That's a fucked up story.

[Mason89]

11 hours ago, RicoS321 said:

That's a fucked up story.

It certainly explains a lot 

[TheDonbytheDee]

A blast from the past with this one, but Michael Forsyth would get a smack in the puss. 

I just saw an article about him in the BBC site, something to do with being the one who grassed on Mandleson. He says he didn't.  

Thatcher had some right c*nts in her cabinet and he was right up amongst the worst. 

 

[swaddon]

Snooker player Shaun Murphy.

A loathsome person if there was ever one. Fortunately, when I went to The Crucible last year for the snooker, he wasn't playing that day. If he was, I would have caused a scene.

[RicoS321]

8 hours ago, swaddon said:

Snooker player Shaun Murphy.

A loathsome person if there was ever one. Fortunately, when I went to The Crucible last year for the snooker, he wasn't playing that day. If he was, I would have caused a scene.

He's not a terrible commentator though. What was his dick move again? Did he prevent Maguire going for a shite between frames or something? 

[TheDonbytheDee]

Ex hun and current Italy manager Gennaro Gattuso, has a face you could never tire of punching.

He even looks a fat, bloated, hun mess now.

[swaddon]

1 hour ago, RicoS321 said:

He's not a terrible commentator though. What was his dick move again? Did he prevent Maguire going for a shite between frames or something? 

Maguire forgot his chalk and the referee let him go and get it. The snivelling wee prick then had a word with the referee and Maguire was docked a frame.