AFC limericks

[OneBrianIrvine.]

An AFC limerick thread was started by Radiored (neeps as was) way back in 2019.
Saw mentioned it was missed so bringing it over here. Rico has approved this

 

Here’s the very first limerick from Radiored (the master of the gemme) which was dedicated to Cosgrove

 

A useless big laddie called Sam
Like a ham sannie devoid o' the ham
But at penalty kicks,
Wi a smirk 'tween eez chicks,
made the keeper feel like a right bam

 

And the final offering from Swaddon

The Dons have been battered in Greece
Which fair made me choke on my piece
Our players are sh*te
Yes, you hear me right
Maist of the c*nts are nae eese

[BigAl]

1 minute ago, OneBrianIrvine. said:

An AFC limerick thread was started by Radiored (neeps as was) way back in 2019.
Saw mentioned it was missed so bringing it over here. Rico has approved this

 

Here’s the very first limerick from Radiored (the master of the gemme) which was dedicated to Cosgrove

 

A useless big laddie called Sam
Like a ham sannie devoid o' the ham
But at penalty kicks,
Wi a smirk 'tween eez chicks,
made the keeper feel like a right bam

 

And the final offering from Swaddon

The Dons have been battered in Greece
Which fair made me choke on my piece
Our players are sh*te
Yes, you hear me right
Maist of the c*nts are nae eese

 

Fa's Rico 

[OneBrianIrvine.]

1 minute ago, BigAl said:

Fa's Rico 

6 hours ago, Don Julio said:

That said, the lack of a limerick thread is making me a wee bit nostalgic for the completely dysfunctional site that AbMad became

6 hours ago, RicoS321 said:

Well get one made then!

Just joshing about him being a stickler

[BigAl]

5 minutes ago, OneBrianIrvine. said:

Just joshing about him being a stickler

I know missus, just jesting

Look forward to reading them

[swaddon]

A lot of the posters left Mad
And went to DonsTalk, it's nae bad
We've been on the site
For at least a fortnight
And a good time for all has been had

They'll get better, I promise.

[OneBrianIrvine.]

 

Ex ‘Mad’ gadgies in search of a flock
Awa fae shit tech and SiBo the moch
Had a look at ‘the hat’
Thought Christ no, sod that
So are now posting shite on Dons Talk

 

 

 

 

 

[Kowalski]

There was a young girl from Australia

Who thought all men were a failure

So she’d laid on her back

And opened her crack

And in backed a lorry and tailor. 
 

(c) Mr N Milanovic, 2023

[RicoS321]

A swarm of Dons Mad infiltrators

Wi' their limericks they did inundate us 

Their forum was burst 

Its punctuation was cursed

Or perhaps it's a brief hiatus

[Radiored]

It's a breath o' fresh air is Donstalk,
a forum which allows the word 'fuck'
It's efficiently run, 
nae sign o' a hun,
Ah'm so chuffed Ah could wank in ma sock!

Edited November 30 by Radiored

[Radiored]

Ah've rescheduled band practice the morrin
So tae the Kirkgate wee aa can be goin
Tae watch on teevee
oor game v Leevee
An' keep coont o' the goals we'll be scorin'  

( the game is technically/officially today, but it's still dark an' Ah've nae slept yet, so the game is still, at this point in time, for me ... 'the morrin'  )

Edited November 30 by Radiored

[Elgindon]

The bard fae Abmad,Radiored

migrated from there ,cos its dead

he's seen writin verses

when he says he rehearses

Then he Pogos himself into bed   

 

 

 

 

[swaddon]

The defence of our crown starts v Raith
We'll get through just fine, just have faith
If there's a toss-up
Between league or the cup
I'll be greedy, 'cos I want them baith

[Don Julio]

While I'm nae one to slag off the Beeb

Their cup headline fair made me seethe

'tic playing Talbot?

Have they all forgot?

The Dons hold the cup I believe...

[swaddon]

Their bias towards all things Tic

It makes me feel thoroughly sick

They think they're so good

They'll say nothing rude

All to please Paddy and Mick

[OneBrianIrvine.]

Oh joy the month of December is here

Eight games to dread, despair and fear

But they could find some fight

Not all turn out shite

And we retain the cup next year ️️

[swaddon]

Next up is a team that's from France
I'm thinking we're in with a chance
If the team are on song
And they don't do owt wrong
We'll be having a song and a dance

[Elgindon]

Up next is a bunch of Alsacians

They come from a frog eating nation

Theyll say 'zut alors'

When we knock in number 4

As we rise once again to the occasion

 

 

Edited 4 hours ago by Elgindon