Penguin thief appointed 

 

18 hours ago, OrlandoDon said:

Allan Campbell in by the end of the week?

I have good and bad news for you.

Allan Campbell is about to sign for a Scottish Premiership club...

42 minutes ago, Panda said:

I have good and bad news for you.

Allan Campbell is about to sign for a Scottish Premiership club...

Fuck. It's the Dons isn't it? That's the bad news 

3 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

Fuck. It's the Dons isn't it? That's the bad news 

Thankfully not.

Although a man many are punting for the Dons job - Stephen Robinson - is the one signing him.

Thoughts and prayers OD

He's gone off the deep end. Offering people square goes. At least it shows fighting spirit.

2 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

Offering people square goes. 

What a weegie term.  You should be on an official warning for using that on a Dons page (by ra way).

3 minutes ago, wokinginashearerwonderland said:

What a weegie term.  You should be on an official warning for using that on a Dons page (by ra way).

Eh? You're not a local if you think that's a weegie term 🤣

56 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

He's gone off the deep end. Offering people square goes. At least it shows fighting spirit.

This requires context.

2 minutes ago, Panda said:

This requires context.

On the social media. Not sure which one or whether it was out in the open or only in messages but he challenged some bloke giving him the abuse to a scrap. Even gave out his mobile number to arrange the occasion. That was obviously in private messages. 

Nutter.  

Moncler jackets at dawn.

Given we appear to be appointing Stephen Robinson (probably the worst possible appointment) what does this mean for Lutz?

Has he been found out to be a charlatan?

Just now, Kowalski said:

Given we appear to be appointing Stephen Robinson (probably the worst possible appointment) what does this mean for Lutz?

Has he been found out to be a charlatan?

Not entirely, no. It is possible that a guy can want to sign several managers, but that they don't want to come to Aberdeen (and especially at this moment in time). Obviously Robinson is not his appointment, but perhaps Cormack has tried to come from the pragmatism/timeframe angle and been genuinely feared by the chance we might go down. Basically, give it another year and we can look again next summer when Robinson has run his course. There is still a shite tonne of things that require changing at AFC that a sporting director can get stuck into over the next six months and beyond. If Robinson can churn out results with a pragmatic approach, or even buy into the sporting director model, then that's an added bonus. If the penguin fucker is in disagreement then I expect we'll see his resignation within the week. 

We've had years to sort out the sporting director role, and it should have happened prior to firing McInnes. There'll be just as many shite sporting directors out there as there are shite managers I expect, we should really have been settling on a decent one by now. I'd say that every error football-wise lands on Cormack, even if Pfannensteil turns out to be a slavering mess.

Yeah there’s rumours he is off / has been sacked. Would make sense but what a fuck up. 

37 minutes ago, Kowalski said:

Yeah there’s rumours he is off / has been sacked. Would make sense but what a fuck up. 

Hearing he fell out with Burrows

 

Never has the phrase "punching" been more apt. This is his wife Amalia.

My mind has just played me a short but lively porno featuring a threesome involving Lutz, his missus and a penguin. 

I need to be reset. 

He's going to be in the Epstein Files isn't he.

Sooner we get some distance between him and the club the better.

3 hours ago, Bukta Bertie said:

Never has the phrase "punching" been more apt. This is his wife Amalia.

My mind has just played me a short but lively porno featuring a threesome involving Lutz, his missus and a penguin. 

Yeah ... same here .... except there was no penguin ....

... 

.... and no Lutz