Starting now

 

 

 

PM me with your team of 4

teams already chosen

 

Fatjim

 

Mohammed Karzai

Jalal Talabani

Margaret Thatcher deceased ya fucking dancer I should get double points for this fucking whore

The Queen

 

Ajja

 

George Beverly Shea

Ruby Muhammad

Dolores Hope

Luise Rainer

 

Nellie the don

 

Stephen Hawking

Rush Limbaugh

Denis Healy

Chuck Berry

 

 

The Lurker

 

Michael Winner deceased

Dolly Parton

Rupert Murdoch

Peter O Toole

 

TheChimp

 

Pete Doherty

Guy Roux

Jackie Stallone

Mickey Rooney

 

Drew Peacock

 

Dennis Norden

Robert Mugabe

Billy Graham

 

Robo

Jack Klugman deceased

Muhammed Al Fayed

Jimmy Hill

 

Superstar Tradesman

 

Kirk Douglas

Fidel Castro

Micheal Moore

Ronnie Biggs

 

Mizer

 

Nawaz Sharif

Barron Hilton

Ayad Alawi (Iraqi PM)

Magic Johnson

 

EPK

 

Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

Yitzhak Shamir

Ian Brady

 

Brownybrown

 

Jake Lamotta

Bashar Al Assad

 

Tenementfunster

 

Javier Pérez de Cuéllar

Henry Heimlich

Maureen O'Hara

 

Hebrew

 

Kate McCann

Kylie Minogue

Vladimir Romanov

Prince Philip

 

Cts

 

Sir Geoffrey Howe

Nicholas Parsons OBE

Jimmy Young

Christy O'Conner Snr

 

Monkey

 

Betty Ford

 

Harcus (2008 & 2009 Champion)

 

 

Nancy Reagan

Ariel Sharon

 

Bilbobaggins(2010, 2011 & 2012 sudden death Champion)

 

Anna Wing

 

Minijc

 

Eddie The Eagle

Maddie McCann

Bruce Forsythe (The cunt is dead to me so half a point)

 

Dandyjam

 

Michael Heseltine

Tony Benn

Gerry McNee

 

Penfold

 

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Keith Richards

Jerry Lewis

Al Molinaro

 

Slim

 

Terry Wogan

Trevor McDonald

Bill Tarney (Jack Duckworth)

 

El Padre

 

John Hartson

B B King

Chapman Pincher

 

Leith Red

 

David Rockefeller

Archie Macpherson

FW de Clerk (former SA President)

Frank Williams

 

Baldrick

 

Edwin Morgan

Russell Watson

 

Jagerdeen

 

Johnny Vegas

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Robbie Coltrane

 

Baggy89

 

Lester Piggott

Hulk Hogan

Britney Spears

 

Dave min

 

Brian Wilson

Charlie Allan

Ali Khamenei

 

 

Cowie

 

Pervez Musharraf

Ehud Olmert

Ramzan Kadyrov 

 

Kowalski

 

Eli Wallach

Danny Baker

 

Madbadteacher

 

Hugo Chavez

Percy Sledge

 

Vanderark14

 

Barbara Windsor

George Bush SNR

William Shatner

Ozzy Osbourne

 

boboisared

 

Hugh Heffner

Joanie Laurer

Matthew Pritchard

Pele

 

Snapper

 

Jimmy Carter

Stanley Baxter

Jerry Lewis

Tony Iommi

 

Peterheid Loon

 

Tommy Cannon

Bobby Ball

Terri Irwin (Steve's wife)

Lindsey Lohan

 

10menwent2mow

 

Peter O'Sullivan

 

Scotfree

 

Richard Attenborough

Bobby Charlton

Barry Humphreys

Roger Moore

 

Big Al

 

Alfredo Di Stefano

Pete Burns

Arnold Palmer

 

Aberdeen Ladette

 

Dick Cheney

Kenny Richey

Eileen Derbyshire

 

Stonefish

 

Cilla Black

Trisha Goddard

 

Oxford Don

 

Mikhail Gorbachev

Lawrie Reilly

John Hurt

Salman Rushdie

 

Bringbacklapirastache

 

Shane McGowan

Gary Kasparov

Boris Berezovsky

Tom Sizemore

 

Andrew

 

Shirley Bassey

 

One Bobby Clark

 

Dino de Laurentiis

Ray Bradbury

Robert Downey Jr

 

Sheep_Shagger

 

Graham Crowden

Michael Caine

Christopher Lee

 

Zander

 

 

Paul McCartney

John Greig

 

Octavion

 

James Martin

barry manilow

Clive Swift

 

Mentorred

 

Pope benedict

Sean Connery

Murdo Mcloed

 

 

Smooth

 

Courtney Love

John Goodman

zsa zsa gabor

Steve Tyler

 

ptayles

 

Brian Blessed

Patrick Stewart

Henry Winkler

Pete Townshend

 

RDU_64

 

Nelson Mandela

Chhouk Rin

 

 

Tyrant

 

John Virgo

David Attenborough

Donald Findlay QC

Neil Lennon

 

 

PM me with your team of 4.

 

CD Primera Liga Division 2013

 

Robo 1pt

The Lurker 1pt

Fatjim 1pt

Minijc 0.5pts

Everyone else 0pts

 

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2010/11/12 (sudden death)

 

Bilbobaggins 3pts CHAMPION

Nellie the Don 2pts

RDU_64 2pts

snapper 2pts

Kowalski 2pts

Harcus 2pts

madbadteacher 2pts

Brownybrown 2pts

Minijc 1.5pts

Stonefish 1pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

El Padre 1pt

Zander 1pt

Drew Peacock 1pt

One Bobby Clark 1pt

Monkey 1pt

Dandyjam 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Robo 1pt

Baggy89 1pt

Tenementfunster 1pt

everyone else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2009 finishing table

 

Harcus 3pts

Nellie The Don 2pt

Baldrick_sheep 2pt

Monkey 2pt

Swaddon 1pt

Slim 1 pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

Smooth 1pt

Cowie 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Kowalski 1pt

MarkyMark 1pt

Stonefish 1pt

Ajja 1pt

Bilbobaggins 1pt

EPK 1pt

Octavion 1pt

 

Everybody else 0pts

 

____________________________________

 

CD Primera Liga Division 2008 finishing table

Harcus 3pts

Ajja 2pts

Monkey 2pts

Sneckie 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Sheep Shagger 1 pt

One Bobby Clark 1 pt

Leith Red 1pt

Nellie The Don 1pt

Caroline B 1pt

Dave_min 1pt

Everybody else 0pts

Ill tell ya what rocket.

 

Im not going to argue with you anymore.

 

Let's discuss topics like adults or just not answer each other.

 

I apologise for things i've said to you in the past okay.

 

Losing to the huns never helps.

 

 

You're the one who starts with the infantile confrontation, now you're apologising and want to end it?

 

Like McInnes, you need to make better decisions and stick with it.

 

I advocated AFC chat to you before. I strongly recommend that you try it. You will find like-minded posters who also don't like reading books. Nobody there will rip the piss out of you. You'll fit in.

You're the one who starts with the infantile confrontation, now you're apologising and want to end it?

 

Like McInnes, you need to make better decisions and stick with it.

 

I advocated AFC chat to you before. I strongly recommend that you try it. You will find like-minded posters who also don't like reading books. Nobody there will rip the piss out of you. You'll fit in.

 

Just cant help yourself eh?

 

Ive been ripping the piss out of you too.

 

 

Im going nowhere.

 

You cant go anywhere else since you are always getting banned so no choice for you.

 

Do you like being hated?

Do I like being hated?

 

That's actually thought provoking. I don't know if you intended it to be, or whether it was given as another infantile insult but it is.

 

I'm not sure it's possible for a sane human being to like being hated. However I made no claim to sanity and therefore I would be thoroughly upset if people like you didn't hate people like me.

Just cant help yourself eh?

 

Ive been ripping the piss out of you too.

 

 

Im going nowhere.

 

You cant go anywhere else since you are always getting banned so no choice for you.

 

Do you like being hated?

 

Right dont have time to deal with right now but it ends now or a cooling off ban is coming your way.

Right dont have time to deal with right now but it ends now or a cooling off ban is coming your way.

 

Me??

 

Read again Al

 

I tried the peace sign with rocket and yet again he is a smarmy bastard.

 

 

Read the Hun thread please.

 

This cunt started it

 

Do I like being hated?

 

That's actually thought provoking. I don't know if you intended it to be, or whether it was given as another infantile insult but it is.

 

I'm not sure it's possible for a sane human being to like being hated. However I made no claim to sanity and therefore I would be thoroughly upset if people like you didn't hate people like me.

 

I could read through and post the various replies you have made to my opinions on MATCHES.

 

You're the infantile one here.

 

YOU are the one who resorts to personal insults on football matters.

 

 

Just argue your point or discuss things with me instead of resorting to stupid jibes that I am an imbecile or don't have the knowledge to have an opinion.

 

It's just the way you are and I don't mind.you mean nothing to me.

 

It's like you can only come up with one argument...I'm stoopid and ur clevaaaa.

 

 

That's the real immaturity here.

 

Like You said yourself, I'm not the only one you have picked arguments with.

 

you keep saying you're a self confessed cunt.

 

Big fucking deal.

 

 

We have a cunt on a forum.

 

Well done.

 

 

I'll take my ban now please.

 

 

Bye everyone. Haha

 

 

 

 

Al, to be fair to the cunt, it's not his fault. He doesn't behave like that to any other poster and I enjoy his rants so it's not me you're protecting. Ach let him be.

 

The truth is that him and I couldn't be more polar opposite. It's quite a beautiful dichotomy really, the Aussie prison warden and the long term Scottish prisoner in an English HMP. I've been incarcerated for a total of 24 years of my life, am coming up soon for half my total life inside and have zero chance of parole this time, having done 14 straight. I'll die here. He has everything to live for in a wonderful country surrounded by beautiful people. There's nothing more different than us.

 

Even the reverse transference was beautiful. It's not us inmates who are hated but we all hate the screws. Apart from Jim (who's a Scot), he's a decent man.

I've been incarcerated for a total of 24 years of my life, am coming up soon for half my total life inside and have zero chance of parole this time, having done 14 straight. I'll die here. He has everything to live for in a wonderful country surrounded by beautiful people. There's nothing more different than us.

 

Even the reverse transference was beautiful. It's not us inmates who are hated but we all hate the screws. Apart from Jim (who's a Scot), he's a decent man.

 

Is this some sort of quote fae a film?

Mark E Smith is dead

 

Nobody could touch him for originality and he did it his way.

 

The upside to him popping his clogs is a day of 6 music playing Fall songs...Silver linings and all that. 

 

 

I could read through and post the various replies you have made to my opinions on MATCHES.

 

You're the infantile one here.

 

YOU are the one who resorts to personal insults on football matters.

 

 

Just argue your point or discuss things with me instead of resorting to stupid jibes that I am an imbecile or don't have the knowledge to have an opinion.

 

It's just the way you are and I don't mind.you mean nothing to me.

 

It's like you can only come up with one argument...I'm stoopid and ur clevaaaa.

 

 

That's the real immaturity here.

 

Like You said yourself, I'm not the only one you have picked arguments with.

 

you keep saying you're a self confessed cunt.

 

Big fucking deal.

 

 

We have a cunt on a forum.

 

Well done.

 

 

I'll take my ban now please.

 

 

Bye everyone. Haha

 

Nips min, take the day off and come back when youve chilled out   

 

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Mark E Smith is dead

 

Nobody could touch him for originality and he did it his way.

 

The upside to him popping his clogs is a day of 6 music playing Fall songs...Silver linings and all that. 

 

Just played Cruisers Creek on 6. I got into The Fall quite late. That was one of the key tracks that swung it from being an interested observer who quite liked them to a big fan. Always loved Mark's voice.

Fuck me.should be embarrassed.

 

Nae wonder ur such a weirdo.

 

And if thats 'music' then i too am an utter genius.

 

?????

 

You may be interested to know that BBC, ITV and Channel 4 ran pieces on Mark E Smith in their national news.

 

You might also want to revise your thinking more than your words. Just because you don't appreciate nor understand the artist or his work, those of us who do should not be subjected to your insults as a consequence.

 

It was stated earlier by you that you can tell a person's character from their music taste. Not only is this the stupidest statement on AFC webchatspeaksite history, we learn more about your character, mindset and outlook when you make ignorant pronouncements like this.

 

Not only is your ignorance, narrow-mindedness and intolerance plain for all to see, your insensitivity for those of us who are grieving was also noted.

Not only is your ignorance, narrow-mindedness and intolerance plain for all to see, your insensitivity for those of us who are grieving was also noted.

 

Exactly. Poor Tinky Winky 

John Mahoney, who played Martin Crane in Frasier, never realised he was actually British

Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd

 

Always assumed he'd be one of those. Although often these things don't come out until post-death.

Always assumed he'd be one of those. Although often these things don't come out until post-death.

 

Me too. The celebration of British eccentricity is one thing by Jove but taking it to the extreme that he did always suggested that it was a cover to mask his true nature. Total weirdo.

The big downside of Ken kicking the bucquet is that Lauren Laverne has decided to play some "comedy" songs. She started with some Dodd abomination, followed it with the disgraceful ying tong idle I po and Victoria Wood just now is the final straw. Fuck that shit.

 

Bizzarely i see he got married two day before his passing

Bizzarely i see he got married two day before his passing

 

Something to do with tax / inheritance no doubt. He once told the inland revenue that he owed them nothing because he lived by the sea!

Me too. The celebration of British eccentricity is one thing by Jove but taking it to the extreme that he did always suggested that it was a cover to mask his true nature. Total weirdo.

 

I take it back. I did him an injustice simply by not paying any attention to him. This Arena programme got me hooked into it. He was eccentric for sure but I think he was probably a good man and a consummate pro.

In regards to Ken Dodd just waiting for the media to dig up some sordid details on what Dodd did with his tickling stick in the 1980's 

Stephen Hawking dead at 76. Some going for a man who got told at 22 he would only last a few years which stretched out to 54.

Stephen Hawking dead at 76. Some going for a man who got told at 22 he would only last a few years which stretched out to 54.

 

Do you think he was maybe faking it?