Starting now

 

 

 

PM me with your team of 4

teams already chosen

 

Fatjim

 

Mohammed Karzai

Jalal Talabani

Margaret Thatcher deceased ya fucking dancer I should get double points for this fucking whore

The Queen

 

Ajja

 

George Beverly Shea

Ruby Muhammad

Dolores Hope

Luise Rainer

 

Nellie the don

 

Stephen Hawking

Rush Limbaugh

Denis Healy

Chuck Berry

 

 

The Lurker

 

Michael Winner deceased

Dolly Parton

Rupert Murdoch

Peter O Toole

 

TheChimp

 

Pete Doherty

Guy Roux

Jackie Stallone

Mickey Rooney

 

Drew Peacock

 

Dennis Norden

Robert Mugabe

Billy Graham

 

Robo

Jack Klugman deceased

Muhammed Al Fayed

Jimmy Hill

 

Superstar Tradesman

 

Kirk Douglas

Fidel Castro

Micheal Moore

Ronnie Biggs

 

Mizer

 

Nawaz Sharif

Barron Hilton

Ayad Alawi (Iraqi PM)

Magic Johnson

 

EPK

 

Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

Yitzhak Shamir

Ian Brady

 

Brownybrown

 

Jake Lamotta

Bashar Al Assad

 

Tenementfunster

 

Javier Pérez de Cuéllar

Henry Heimlich

Maureen O'Hara

 

Hebrew

 

Kate McCann

Kylie Minogue

Vladimir Romanov

Prince Philip

 

Cts

 

Sir Geoffrey Howe

Nicholas Parsons OBE

Jimmy Young

Christy O'Conner Snr

 

Monkey

 

Betty Ford

 

Harcus (2008 & 2009 Champion)

 

 

Nancy Reagan

Ariel Sharon

 

Bilbobaggins(2010, 2011 & 2012 sudden death Champion)

 

Anna Wing

 

Minijc

 

Eddie The Eagle

Maddie McCann

Bruce Forsythe (The cunt is dead to me so half a point)

 

Dandyjam

 

Michael Heseltine

Tony Benn

Gerry McNee

 

Penfold

 

Rowdy Roddy Piper

Keith Richards

Jerry Lewis

Al Molinaro

 

Slim

 

Terry Wogan

Trevor McDonald

Bill Tarney (Jack Duckworth)

 

El Padre

 

John Hartson

B B King

Chapman Pincher

 

Leith Red

 

David Rockefeller

Archie Macpherson

FW de Clerk (former SA President)

Frank Williams

 

Baldrick

 

Edwin Morgan

Russell Watson

 

Jagerdeen

 

Johnny Vegas

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Robbie Coltrane

 

Baggy89

 

Lester Piggott

Hulk Hogan

Britney Spears

 

Dave min

 

Brian Wilson

Charlie Allan

Ali Khamenei

 

 

Cowie

 

Pervez Musharraf

Ehud Olmert

Ramzan Kadyrov 

 

Kowalski

 

Eli Wallach

Danny Baker

 

Madbadteacher

 

Hugo Chavez

Percy Sledge

 

Vanderark14

 

Barbara Windsor

George Bush SNR

William Shatner

Ozzy Osbourne

 

boboisared

 

Hugh Heffner

Joanie Laurer

Matthew Pritchard

Pele

 

Snapper

 

Jimmy Carter

Stanley Baxter

Jerry Lewis

Tony Iommi

 

Peterheid Loon

 

Tommy Cannon

Bobby Ball

Terri Irwin (Steve's wife)

Lindsey Lohan

 

10menwent2mow

 

Peter O'Sullivan

 

Scotfree

 

Richard Attenborough

Bobby Charlton

Barry Humphreys

Roger Moore

 

Big Al

 

Alfredo Di Stefano

Pete Burns

Arnold Palmer

 

Aberdeen Ladette

 

Dick Cheney

Kenny Richey

Eileen Derbyshire

 

Stonefish

 

Cilla Black

Trisha Goddard

 

Oxford Don

 

Mikhail Gorbachev

Lawrie Reilly

John Hurt

Salman Rushdie

 

Bringbacklapirastache

 

Shane McGowan

Gary Kasparov

Boris Berezovsky

Tom Sizemore

 

Andrew

 

Shirley Bassey

 

One Bobby Clark

 

Dino de Laurentiis

Ray Bradbury

Robert Downey Jr

 

Sheep_Shagger

 

Graham Crowden

Michael Caine

Christopher Lee

 

Zander

 

 

Paul McCartney

John Greig

 

Octavion

 

James Martin

barry manilow

Clive Swift

 

Mentorred

 

Pope benedict

Sean Connery

Murdo Mcloed

 

 

Smooth

 

Courtney Love

John Goodman

zsa zsa gabor

Steve Tyler

 

ptayles

 

Brian Blessed

Patrick Stewart

Henry Winkler

Pete Townshend

 

RDU_64

 

Nelson Mandela

Chhouk Rin

 

 

Tyrant

 

John Virgo

David Attenborough

Donald Findlay QC

Neil Lennon

 

 

PM me with your team of 4.

 

CD Primera Liga Division 2013

 

Robo 1pt

The Lurker 1pt

Fatjim 1pt

Minijc 0.5pts

Everyone else 0pts

 

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2010/11/12 (sudden death)

 

Bilbobaggins 3pts CHAMPION

Nellie the Don 2pts

RDU_64 2pts

snapper 2pts

Kowalski 2pts

Harcus 2pts

madbadteacher 2pts

Brownybrown 2pts

Minijc 1.5pts

Stonefish 1pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

El Padre 1pt

Zander 1pt

Drew Peacock 1pt

One Bobby Clark 1pt

Monkey 1pt

Dandyjam 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Robo 1pt

Baggy89 1pt

Tenementfunster 1pt

everyone else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2009 finishing table

 

Harcus 3pts

Nellie The Don 2pt

Baldrick_sheep 2pt

Monkey 2pt

Swaddon 1pt

Slim 1 pt

Andrew 1pt

10menwent2mow 1pt

Smooth 1pt

Cowie 1pt

Mentorred 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Kowalski 1pt

MarkyMark 1pt

Stonefish 1pt

Ajja 1pt

Bilbobaggins 1pt

EPK 1pt

Octavion 1pt

 

Everybody else 0pts

 

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CD Primera Liga Division 2008 finishing table

Harcus 3pts

Ajja 2pts

Monkey 2pts

Sneckie 1pt

Penfold 1pt

Aberdeen Ladette 1pt

Sheep Shagger 1 pt

One Bobby Clark 1 pt

Leith Red 1pt

Nellie The Don 1pt

Caroline B 1pt

Dave_min 1pt

Everybody else 0pts

Tara Palmer Tompkinson - aged 45

 

Brain tumour apparently,45 y/o. 

Crazy really but I guess having a £400 a day cocaine habit is going to have some impact on you

Crazy really but I guess having a £400 a day cocaine habit is going to have some impact on you

 

Exactly what most of us are thinking. I don't care how many years she's been clean. Her habit almost cost her her life previously. It almost certainly contributed to it now.

 

Sad girl. Never found happiness I would guess. A bird trapped in a cage. Her spirit was sound. Her upbringing strangled it.

Not a celeb  really, but the comedy writer Alan Simpson,  of the Galton and Simpson writing team behind Hancock and Steptoe, amongst other stuff, died today aged 87.  I am a big fan of their work and thought he deserved a mention.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36249956

Bill Paxton, game over man.... game over! Loved him as Hudson in Aliens and the only actor to be killed a Terminator, a Predator, and an Alien. RIP 

 

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/bill-paxton-dead-dies-1201996712/

Chuck Berry's ding-a-ling just got dunked and donged.

 

The man was pure genius, in attitude as well as art.

Chuck Berry's ding-a-ling just got dunked and donged.

 

The man was pure genius, in attitude as well as art.

 

Proper musical royalty. RIP.

Wasn't sure if this should be here or in the politics thread but Martin mcguinness has passed away

Wasn't sure if this should be here or in the politics thread but Martin mcguinness has passed away

 

Celtic have announced a minutes silence at their next home game.

surely no! did the hun hae one when Ian Paisley pegged oot?

surely no! did the hun hae one when Ian Paisley pegged oot?

 

I'm sure Kow is jesting    Although they do hold a mins silence for everything these days

I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

 

Strangely enough it was my first thought.

I'll be honest, it took me a few seconds to remember whether he was a hun or a tim.

Yasss min

Aberdeen min

Nae really a celebrity but the pioneer of the modern motor trade Sir Arnold Clark peacefully aged 89.

Met the man in the late 1980s, came across a very down to earth man who remembered his roots

Nae really a celebrity but the pioneer of the modern motor trade Sir Arnold Clark peacefully aged 89.

Met the man in the late 1980s, came across a very down to earth man who remembered his roots

 

The man was utterly insane in my opinion. His wife was officially a starter motor short of ignition and he had her locked up, their son died of sexual asphyxiation but he was a sad old man, married to the pursuit of the dollar and a creature strangled by routine and devoid of any fresh thinking.

Sell you a dodgy motor Rocket 

Changed cars last year and dealt with the Arnold Clark dealership in Lang Stracht for the first time. An utter shower of rip of cunts.

Sell you a dodgy motor Rocket 

 

No, never bought from them. I did some recruitment for him back in the day and got to know his joint MD very well, a good guy who retired 20 years ago and lives/lived close to your neck of the woods actually, in Stewarton.

Changed cars last year and dealt with the Arnold Clark dealership in Lang Stracht for the first time. An utter shower of rip of cunts.

 

 

They're nae affectionately known as "Arnold Shark" for nothing! I've had the same experiences when dealing with my partner's car. When she bought her car it came with 2 years free MOTs so a year later we booked it in and low and behold this "free" MOT had turned up about £300 worth of supposedly required repairs. I know some basics about cars. I'm not an expert or anything but I'm not a complete mug either so I told them not to do the work and I took the car for a £45 MOT at Granite City Motors at Muggiemoss and it passed with the cost of an hour's labour (to strip and clean the rear brakes as opposed to the lengthy list of parts that Arnold Clark wanted to replace). When they phoned a year later asking when we wanted to come in for our next MOT they were telt where to go.

 

I worked for John Clark for a while and working with salesmen was easily worse than dealing with some of the oil wankers and civil servant arseholes that I've dealt with since. 99 out of a 100 of the cunts are corrupt and mentally ill.

I worked for John Clark for a while and working with salesmen was easily worse than dealing with some of the oil wankers and civil servant arseholes that I've dealt with since. 99 out of a 100 of the cunts are corrupt and mentally ill.

 

The specific reason why they're sick in the head is they spend every minute of every day trying to rip money out of the pockets of the public. A by-product of John Clark's mental illness manifested/manifests itself in an extraordinary case of OCD.

 

Does anyone still deal with car dealers any more? Certainly never for new cars.

The specific reason why they're sick in the head is they spend every minute of every day trying to rip money out of the pockets of the public. A by-product of John Clark's mental illness manifested/manifests itself in an extraordinary case of OCD.

 

Does anyone still deal with car dealers any more? Certainly never for new cars.

 

 

I did for my last car but I used www.carwow.com which meant there was no salesman actively trying to sell to me and that a deal was agreed before we ever met face to face. All the salesman did was the handover when I went to collect. Would definitely use carwow.com again.

 

I got offered a few good prices on there (although not locally unfortunately) and I went to Lawrence of Kemnay and asked them to price match (as they're my closest dealer) but they boy, for whatever reason refused so I then arranged to go to Glasgow. The next day LoK emailed me and offered me a shite excuse and an even worse discount at which point I told them that I can't take their offer seriously if they weren't going to take me seriously. I actually found that a lot whilst looking at cars. Because I look in my 20s they all assumed I couldn't afford a new car and I'd be treated as a time waster. I find dealing with car sales/dealerships on any level fucking nauseating.

I meant does anyone negotiate with dealers any more. I went to Bolton to pick up a new car last September. The internet is a wonderful thing. I offered the same deal locally but they couldn't get within a grand. For a couple of hundred quid fine but I'm not pissing away that much. Don't know if it's true because I've never actually bought from an Aberdeen dealer ever but with the amount of money in the city, I get the impression they have been used to getting maximum premium margins. The NE public have been paying over the odds for years.

I meant does anyone negotiate with dealers any more. I went to Bolton to pick up a new car last September. The internet is a wonderful thing. I offered the same deal locally but they couldn't get within a grand. For a couple of hundred quid fine but I'm not pissing away that much. Don't know if it's true because I've never actually bought from an Aberdeen dealer ever but with the amount of money in the city, I get the impression they have been used to getting maximum premium margins. The NE public have been paying over the odds for years.

 

I bet folk still do, aye. And dealers are still more than happy to dick you about and waste your time as well as their own despite the business they must be losing because of the internet. Spastics.

 

For the savings I was being offered I was willing to travel. I went to just south of Glasgow but could have went a bit further (Leicester) to saves a few hundred quid more as well. All LoK offered me was £800 odd off of the RRP.