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As well as the ex-Falkirk French defender we have on trial who was deemed not good enough for a new contract at French 2nd division side Guingamp, we'll also have Dyon Camero on trial with us in Holland. He spent a week at Pittodrie back in April and has been playing for a Dutch amateur team since. Can't say they sound too promising.

A big black Dutch guy apparently.

He's not even that fast any more

You wouldn't think it would be worth the hassle for them 5% of 4000 ticket at £20 a pop would earn them a measly £4000. And if they were to claim a share of the income, presumably, they'd have to incur an equivalent share of the cost of policing, stewarding and paying for pie sellers, etc too?

He is unbelievably terrible.

On Redweb: http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/clubNewsDetail/0,,10284~1344638,00.html

I'd prefer Cove too to be honest, down at the beach, space will always be limited, out at Cove, we have the option to build training/youth facilities next to the stadium, even a hotel, office, etc, if needed. If we can build a great looking stadium, it will look fantastic as the first thing you see when you approach the city from the south.

I would like exciting free flowing football and getting into finals and Europe.

Bit of a strange one really, he just bought a house in Westhill last month after renting for the last 2 years.

Kerr was offered a new deal by Utd but they wanted him to take a pay cut because he was on a big contract when he signed when McCall was manager.

What's your greatest hope for this season? Euro qualification by any means, only time I really look forward to games in recent years. And your biggest fear? Bottom 6, and unfortunately I think it's more likely than my first answer. Most important player - Jamie Langfield, unfortunately, no matter how well we play, if he has one of those days where he's too busy daydreaming about what he's going to have for his tea, we won't win. Cult hero/terrace favourite - Diamond I suppose. Keep an eye out for. (young player) - Don't think we've got anyone coming through that will get past the Mackie/Foster/Considine level, and that's not really something to get overly excited about. Player you'd happily drive to his next club. - There are so many, I could hire a bus and some would still have to stand. But I'll go for Mackie. What one change would you make at your club? Get rid of Willie Miller and Duncan Fraser and use their wages to hire a good Chief Executive to shake up how the club is run, improve its image, introduce some successful marketing initiatives and just generally prevent us being a laughing stock which seems to happen a couple of times a season. Have you got the right manager? He was at one point, not any more in my opinion. What advice would you give him? Encourage your players, some respond well to getting a roasting, but a lot of them don't, and if you want to get the best out of those players, you need to give them the encouragement they need. Try and be a man your players who can look up to and respect instead of being a petty bully if someone doesn't agree with you. Which team do you most want to beat this season? Dundee Utd Opposition player you despise - Motherwell keeper something Smith, I'm still disgusted in our players that not a single one of them fired into him in the resulting corner after his gamesmanship contributed to Jamie Smith missing a pen at Fir Park. Cowards each and every single one of them. That was 2/3 years ago and it still makes my blood boil. He should have ended up tangled in his own net picking his teeth off the pitch. Opposition player you secretly admire Barry Robson, utter cunt though. Where will you finish? 7th

No wonder Jimmy loves Dutch football, that just seemed to be 6 minutes of PUUUUUUUUUNT.

RKC defender to be our next signing according to the BBC gossip page, looks like he can play central defence or left back. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Bakens

1.45 miles SCP Aberdeen Football Club If you live more than a mile and a half away from Pittodrie you're not a real fan.

Just picked up my season ticket. If you haven't got one yet, you're not a real fan.

Looks like he's off to Tannadice. ****

We need a slow sarcastic clapping smiley.

Lafferty is fucking pish, I don't understand why the OF are desperate to sign him.

Fucks sake

People are gullible morons. There was a thread posted on an inferior site yesterday saying all of this and that he was spotted at Aberdeen Airport at the weekend, yes, during Euro 2008

Aye, if we don't finish 3rd or win the cup, we're looking at a late June/early July UEFA Cup match. A summer European trip to somewhere in a warm climate would be fantastic though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/7455631.stm Good news, assuming a team in the top 4 wins the Scottish Cup, that means 5th place in the league will qualify for Europe. Surely that's incentive enough to strengthen the squad to a decent standard?

Theo was the best servant to us, Gillhaus was the most talented.

Hewitt just worked for them as far as I know, works at Talisman now.

Didn't say which record was broken though...