Paddy was telling his friend about his first parachute jump.
He said"we were at about 30,000 feetand one by one they jumped, it came to my turn, but i couldn't jump, untill this huge man pulled out his 12 inch todger" and said"if you don't jump i'm going to ram this right up your Ass"
paddy's friend said"well did you jump"
paddy said" only a little when he first stuck it in"!!!!!