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Paddy was telling his friend about his first parachute jump. He said"we were at about 30,000 feetand one by one they jumped, it came to my turn, but i couldn't jump, untill this huge man pulled out his 12 inch todger" and said"if you don't jump i'm going to ram this right up your Ass" paddy's friend said"well did you jump" paddy said" only a little when he first stuck it in"!!!!!

Thats just a Fucking Joke!!!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/22/entertainment/main4282625.shtml Anyone have her?

Theres no Orange. So i went for Ebony.

I really think there is a chance Hearts could go down this year. Well heres hoping anyway.

Aye thats sad .He went through some bad times with the Dons. RIP

Only 18 goals in 91 game!

Just a wew bit like your own posts them Minijc

Are you in love with a Girl/Man?

:clap:What he said!

So tell me again why we are bringing in Dundee players who are not good enough to play for them?

Well said that Man!!!

Aye that helped.

What big name players are going to move to us when we have Mediocre players that want to move because we are not big or good enough?

This is the kind of news to pick us up from last Saturday

I was still pissed when i went to work Today. Sorry i think this might be in the wrong forum! It is about AFC.

Its hard to push Shit up hill!

Fuck me! I want to work where you do!

Aye Q of The S Beat a Diddy team.

Just wanted to ask if any of you have had the Piss taken out of the big time about the Game on Saturday ? I don't live in Scotland but in the local Paper today it had a match report which my work mates read and took the piss out off me. I live 12000 miles from Scotland.

Thats what happens when you Root Dead people.

Do Aberdeen play Football?

STAND FREE!!!! Hurting like a Bastard but we are better than this and WILL come through!

I dont know what to say???