Good god.
Been away for the best part of three days......and now the hunscum arte threatening to develop nuclear weapons and test them on Hampden because, well to summarise in my own, possibly simplistic, way "Yous all hate us cos wees proddies and weees too good, but yous need us or will die or will go broke, or becom cafflik, or sumfink horrible, just cos yous all hate us cos weeeeeerrapeeeple, and, and, and, we didna dee nofink wrong anyways. Chaeatin basturdt feeeenians all of yees"
Is that about right?