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I guess with Frail on the scrap heap they are short of a doormat at Tynecastle.

If thats the case then I'd say bollocks to JC. He really does have a mentality of 'in my gang' or not. There are players who can do no wrong and then players who can do no right. If he decides you are not required then he will happily leave you out of the side and give you away for fuck all. Its not even grown up let alone professional or commercially astute.

Problem is that people are tending to judge him on a few classy performances (mainly in europe or for 15 mins at the end of games) and the fact he wasn't given the chance to do much more might well be that he had very little more to give. I quite like him as a player but maybe thats because I would prefer we had the luxury of being able to play hi sstyle of football. Simple fact is we don't so its maybe not the craziest idea to sell him on. Doesn't hide the fact that we are getting weaker not stronger though

They seem good at bringing in youthful and inexperienced players who can outplay most sides on their day but suffer from inconsistency. Signing a batch of experienced journeymen would ordinarily look like a weak move but with Falkirk I think it is exactly what they require. A better balance to their side and they might just find the consistency to challange top 6 properly.

I think Falkirk are going to be a good side next season. They might do what Kilmarnock did for a few years and be top 6 regulars.

I reckon Stevie Gray could teach JC a few tricks about how to get a proper tan.

Sounds like the Sun getting confused with us going back in to renew loan deals.

What did I really mean ? Jones and Hackett - enormous amount of sarcasm. Gray - touch of tongue in cheek with a sense of regret that he didn't do more than he could have. Essentially, what you said back at ya

My wife would rather sit at home hammering slithers of bamboo under her finger nails than come to a game of football. Mind you she has met a few of the Globe Reds so I can't blame her. Have to say I'm happy that way. I can't imagine anything worse than having a partner who enjoyed football. Its my toy and I don't want to share it.

Add to that the fact he can also play right back and we are really in the eye of the storm in terms of JCs floundering defensive strategies.

Would have to be either Tom Jones or Gary Hackett for me. Although on second thoughts, Stevie Gray was a touch of class.

Inches Fuck me that is a lot.

Not to mention making you look a con-genital (see what I did there ?) fool

The list of European candidates who 'put their hat into the ring' and then pull it out again is becoming very funny. Phase 1: Word gets out that a Scottish team are offering big wages to compete with the OF and it sounds like an interesting challenge with a fat pay packet so it naturally attracts some interesting names. Phase 2: Any interested candidate makes some subtle enquiries with anyone who knows the Scottish scene. Phase 3:

18 for me. with all this how far have you travelled, how many miles away, how many games did you go to bollocks why don't we all just post pictures of our cocks and be done with it ?

~Do you earn £5m for getting rodgered by some part-time club from the Vatican City in the 18th qualifying round ? Bring on the emmmbbbaaarrraaassment please

That guy is nothing but Vlads bitch. A total fucking doormat.

If they do go ahead with the new stand they should possibly put a special enclosure in to catch the tumbleweed as it drifts across the empty seats.

Wonder which type he'll be. Let the ball drop to the ground in the penalty area before considering playing it.....or Too laid back to be arsed playing the ball at all. I can't get enough of these 2nd division-nearly-got-promoted Dutch masters of defending.

I would love to say I'm bigger than that...but I'm not. Signed.

Thing is my friend. I reckon you got the other distances from an alternative site. Ask yourself which web conspiracy you are going to believe ? Which one has most to gain by fooling you ? There you will find your answer to all things fact/web related

OF back to back at Pittodrie in mid January looks tasty

Hans Hans super Hans for me. As someone else said, Theo provided a more consistent and solid stint for the club but Hans lit the place up in a way that few have done before and none after.

I'm more interested in meeting a guy who has a life size image of another person on his back! Thats a big fucking back. Surely only minijc could deliver such art to skin ratios ?

A thing of beauty.