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Luke Donald (who would have been my pick at the pre tournament prices) is under investigation for a 2 shot discrepancy on his card. Possible disqualification? Well done Paul Lawrie, he's having a great season.

In or Oot: In Pre-Matcher: Overnighting in the weeg so hair of the dog somewhere Match: West Stand Post Matcher: Champagne celebration Prediction:

Hee haw in Aviemore, but it's on the way this afternoon apparently.

Exactly how I feel, we pay all this money every season and what do we get in return? A chance to watch a few thousand tinks from glasgow have a party at the end of every season. Hold me fucking back.

Maybe he'll sign mackie and clangers....

Probably not the best thread to post this in, but sad news even if he is an ex Tim. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17566188 Best of luck to the loon.

I'm not interested in your sex life dude.

People are fucking mental. Queues at filling stations all over Aberdeen, what's it like where you are? Anyone else been caught up in the mayhem?

That's got a nice ring to it.

Was John Greig not just a club ambassador or something? Why would he be involved with shit like that? Sounds like bollocks to me, hope i'm wrong though.

Yeah I wasn't condemning the other 20 sfl clubs to extinction, in fact I'm not even sure what I suggested is a viable option at all, it was just an anti-OF rant.

10 spl clubs should resign from the league, join forces with the 10 1st division clubs, play them home and away, 38 games, no split, increased chance of success, renewed interest for the fans, no more Old Firm and associated baggage. Fuck 'em.

God's country.

Aye, it doesn't look too good. French cunts.

Me and Sir Jimmy Of Calderwood are enjoying a pre-match meal at TGI Fridays, I'm feeling quite relaxed but it has to be said Jimmy looks a bit pensive. Just thought I'd share that.

From part 5... Sums them up really. Those five clips make me embarrassed to be Scottish, and to be honest it turns this lifelong dons fan off Scottish football completely. The whole thing is a farce, an excuse to hate, and I don't feel much need to play any part in it any more.

Well fuck me, fully 2 hours has passed without anyone making a gag about my wife. She's had her fringe tidied up a bit since then anyway...

I'm sure there was a similar delay when Phil O'Donnell died. I guess family must be informed first before any official press release. However fingers crossed he'll pull through.

Welsh cunts.

Sad news, class act when he was on his game. I'll never forget his goals against Hibs and Rangers.

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